battrastard Posted August 2, 2014 Deep in the Jundland Wastes of Tatooine, you can hear the mournful howl of a wandering Krayt Dragon..... IMG_0586 by rattbastard, on Flickr Beeellcchh!!!!) *Or, might just be one of my Kiddos, exploring the desert wastelands outside of Tucson......* IMG_0591 by rattbastard, on Flickr Hey, Maiko, what'cha doing? M - "Heya, erp Papa! I'm the young "pour-me-one" of Alkie_Ben_Holic, a Redeye Knight. He's a Master of the Dark Ale, you know.... Fizzy Yellow Beers don't stand a *hic* chance against his skills!" That's a neat robe you have there, where'd you get it? IMG_0592 by rattbastard, on Flickr M - "Papa's friend and *erp, hic* s'cuze me, neighbor, bux_darkangel made it! It's comfy!! *and hides lots of beer, too*" IMG_0594 by rattbastard, on Flickr M - "See, it's very specciou, er, spackel, um......... rooomy!!. (whispers) It'll hold losssa stuurf!! *giggle*" IMG_0598 by rattbastard, on Flickr As our intrepid/inebriated young "pour-me-one" crawled back to her room, Tana managed to get the robe before a nasty sacrifice to the God "Ralph" was made... Tana - "Well, I guess its a bit large for my body, but, I could cosplay as a Jawa! *Utinni!!*" Maiko - "Tana, I don't feel so well.... Can you come hold my hair?" Tana - "Lightweight...... *sigh* Cmon, "apprentice" let's go before you make a mess on the floor... serves you right for taking my last Stout, too..." Many thanks to bux_darkangel for taking the time and having the patience to crochet such an awesome robe!! "Madness takes it's toll, Please have exact change!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bouncing_Tigger Posted August 2, 2014 Your story totally cracked me up! The best line just has to be I'm the young "pour-me-one" of Alkie_Ben_Holic, a Redeye Knight. He's a Master of the Dark Ale And that robe is awesome! Somebody must love Maiko a whole lot to have taken the amount of time and care needed in order to crochet it!! Wonderful job! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katnaper Posted August 2, 2014 Your story totally cracked me up! The best line just has to be I'm the young "pour-me-one" of Alkie_Ben_Holic, a Redeye Knight. He's a Master of the Dark Ale And that robe is awesome! Somebody must love Maiko a whole lot to have taken the amount of time and care needed in order to crochet it!! Wonderful job! I second this! Those were extremely funny words from your kiddos. You, Sir, are a very funny man. Oh and I loved that last shot of your girl down on the carpet with the bottle. We have our own BLOG. Please visit us at the House of Nyan by clicking this link or our sig above. See you there. Or, come see what Nyanko-sensei is up to at the Katnaper's Den Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baldylox Posted August 2, 2014 Oh man oh man, that was too funny! You can't cram too much more into that story that I like.... there's already Star Wars, beer, comedy, cute girls.... pretty much all that's needed for a good time! That's great that you got that stuff from your friend/neighbor! The robe is very cool and looks to have lots of storage space. LOL I liked all the dialogue but the best bit was about making a sacrifice to the god Ralph. I think Manami makes DAILY sacrifices to that guy. Billy I gave up counting the girls I own, they keep multiplying and won't stop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
battrastard Posted August 4, 2014 Your story totally cracked me up! The best line just has to be I'm the young "pour-me-one" of Alkie_Ben_Holic, a Redeye Knight. He's a Master of the Dark Ale And that robe is awesome! I second this! Those were extremely funny words from your kiddos. You, Sir, are a very funny man. Oh and I loved that last shot of your girl down on the carpet with the bottle. That's great that you got that stuff from your friend/neighbor! The robe is very cool and looks to have lots of storage space. LOL I liked all the dialogue but the best bit was about making a sacrifice to the god Ralph. I think Manami makes DAILY sacrifices to that guy. Heh! Thanks, guys, Maiko is my little goofball, if there's something she can get silly with, she's all over it! Tana, on the other hand, takes her sense of humor more seriously, often planning out a joke to the extremes...... bux_darkangel did an incredible job on the robe! (and I'm trying to coerce/convince her to sell them, too!) I'll need to get some pics of the crocheted top that she just finished for Tana, as soon as the bottom is finished!........... soooon.. "Madness takes it's toll, Please have exact change!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silverwing Posted August 4, 2014 That actually had me on the ground! especially the belching part. haha. "The Tuscon wastes are not to be traveled lightly" Or lightheadedly. Drunk dd's is a completely untapped resource. great story! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
battrastard Posted August 5, 2014 Drunk dd's is a completely untapped resource. "un-tapped" *chuckle* I see what you did there! "The Tuscon wastes are not to be traveled lightly" Or lightheadedly. "The coyotes are easily startled, but, they'll be back. And in greater numbers.." Glad you enjoyed it, I need to crawl out from under my rock more often, I guess! "Madness takes it's toll, Please have exact change!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Totorosan Posted August 5, 2014 That actually had me on the ground! especially the belching part. haha. "The Tuscon wastes are not to be traveled lightly" Or lightheadedly. Drunk dd's is a completely untapped resource. great story! OMG, this is wonderful. I completely agree. "I guess I could cosplay as a Jawa..." hahaha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
