baldylox Posted November 14, 2014 I've been seeing lots of these hilarious texting things on Flickr and Tumblr lately where peoples dogs and cats text them about the craziest stuff. And it made me think.... If any of your DD girls could text you, what would they have to say and how would the conversation go? If you aren't sure what I'm talking about, here's an example: So to start things off, here's a few of my girls texting me about things.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Manami - "Papa! Did you just think about buying cookies?" Me - "No, I'm at work right now." "Are you sure you didn't? I bet you'd like some for when you get home." It's ok Manami, we have cookies already, we don't need more." "About those cookies we *used* to have..." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Rei - "Papa, will you be going by the hardware store today?" Me - "Not that I know of. Why?" "Well, it seems I underestimated our supply of quarter inch nylon rope and may need a few more rolls." Why in the world would we need more nylon rope? "No reason other than Manami has figured out how to escape my latest shibari techniques already. Which reminds me, do NOT buy any more Vaseline, Manami is running around the house quoting lines from Congressman Dilbeck from "Striptease" again." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Manami - "HEYYYYY! I LOVE YOU PAPA! YOU'RE THE BEST!!" Alright, what did you do this time? "IT WASN'T MEEEEEEE! I swear I wasn't in the sewing room hitting on Chloe and Emiko when they tried to run away and bumped into the Monster High display and sent a bunch of them flying! I don't even know why those damned things were on the table anyways.... how am I supposed to set up the shag rug to shag on with all those things in the way?" Just clean it up before Becca gets home okay? "Welllllll..... it's kinda hard to do that when I'm locked in the bathroom again. At least that last roll of toilet paper came in handy as a makeshift bed, now I can nap better as soon as Rei quits screaming at me thru the door." MAAAANAAAAAMIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Time to change my calling plans.... Billy I gave up counting the girls I own, they keep multiplying and won't stop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oni-Chan Posted November 14, 2014 great idea! I love the convos with your girls Here's some i'd probably receive..... (Message received 3pm) Chichan: It's snack time! Mama: Im at work, ask Kiyoko to get your snacks from the Cupboard Chichan: She's busy... Mama: Doing what? Did you even ask her? Chichan: Bloop. --------------------- (Message sent 3.05 pm) Mama: Kiyo chan, is everything ok? can you make sure Chi doesn't get her own snacks today. Kiyoko: This is Emi. Kiyoko is sorting out a fight. Mama: Hastuko and Yuuko again? What happened this time? =___= Kiyoko: (Emi) Chi bet Yuuko she couldn't run around the front yard in her underwear for a full 5 minutes without Hatsuko finding out.... ------------------- (Message sent 3.10) Mama: Shizuko! I need to you to find Chi immediately, I think she's raiding the snacks on her own! @_@ (Message sent 3.12pm) Mama: Shizuko?..... (Message sent 3.14pm) Mama: Gah, you're reading again aren't you! -------------------- (Messsage received 3.30pm) Chichan: while your at work can you please get more snacks? I couldn't find any in the cupboard.... Mama: you ate them all didn't you! that was a whole weeks worth! >,< Chichan: Bloop. Charlie says hi! Mama: =___= I have more dollfies than my age in years *×* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baldylox Posted November 16, 2014 Ha ha! Very funny Oni-chan! Your girls have interesting lives when you're not around don't they? Billy I gave up counting the girls I own, they keep multiplying and won't stop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oni-Chan Posted November 17, 2014 Ha ha! Very funny Oni-chan! Your girls have interesting lives when you're not around don't they? Billy Heh heh thanks! They do have some interesting times.... they look innocent but they can be a silly cheeky bunch... ^-^ I have more dollfies than my age in years *×* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ArcticKitsune Posted November 17, 2014 Doubt mine will be comical as I haven't really given Vara any verbal or texted personality in full. Only quotes here and there. ---------- (May 2014) - Vara: "You aware of your over-playing of your game "Minecraft", correct? I can give you two other other tasks to complete. Surely, you haven't forgotten what they are?" - Me: "Sorry. I'm simply trying to rebuild my digital empire that I lost through modded corruptions and such. Wanting to get my Busou Shinki blogger back before I jump back onto your stuff." - Vara: "You are aware that I can torment you in the slightest and bluntest manners, right? Majority of your time wasted in that digital world which could have been spent fulfilling your desires of travel, concepts, among other more important objectives." - Me: "I agree. It's just.......I want to restore my world back to how it was in this digital world just so I can simply cross it off my list to allow me to do other things." - Vara: *Sigh* Your loss. Seeing as how serious your tunnel vision is I shall allow you to feel the regret over the consequences of poor decisions." (I sure felt that hard after failing to restore my empire while also being "betrayed" by my ex-blogging buddy. Now, like my friend, seeking for anything giving me eustress so I stopped playing Minecraft and any other games because they've gotten difficult to play on a whim.) ---------- (In general from 2013-2014; March 06 to present and future.) - Vara: "I must alert your attention to your little hyper and devious one. She's up to something I suspect to be quite........Alarming." - Me: "What's she up to now? And how serious?" - Vara: "For one, I deserve some Sake for my time being consumed. Secondly, the little devious fox is attempting to set 'Sparkers' off indoors. I prevented Renge from setting off paper and wood related materials for recreating the autumn and winter atmosphere. Most specifically for what you call 'Sinterklaas' and 'Christmas'. - Me: "Thank you, and damn it! I'll tend to it once I finish with my errand. I'll grab your Sake once I'm done with this as well. Also, was it you that caused it to snow recently? Oddly cold recently." - Vara: "Much appreciated. Quite troublesome your little robotic band is. I'm unaware of any 'chilled' incidents. I did however have to put out a little stray fire here and there." ------- This should be in good practice with her odd way of using English. Hopefully using olden English, similar to the one on "Forever", and before I seen that show as well. Seeing as how it's texts I'm not all concerned about pronunciations for either of us. Guess I'll play around with these to see if I can make them funnier. The proud master of a foxy (DD) Varakitsu, Renge, & Caster; Kon!~ Kon! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keijogirl Posted November 18, 2014 I'll probably add more girls when figure out what they would text me about. We'll start with Nikko today xD 11/16/14 -- Nikko --- 3:35PM Nikko -- We're out of flower... Me -- Flour? Nikko -- Yeeeees! Pick some up, pretty please? Me -- We had half a bag left when I left. Nikko -- I know, but we're out now. . . ;-P Me -- Ok? Nikko -- P.S. When you get back, don't turn on the fan. Let Kiyo do it >;3 --------- 11/16/14 -- Kana-chan --- 3:42 PM Kana: Don't let Kiyo-kun turn on the fan!!!!!!! Onee-chan put flour on the fan blades!!!! At Home: Kiyo, Hikaru , Nikko, Komaki, Miho, Kana-chan, Tamakits, Illya, Misa, Deku, Nao, Zana, Ciri, Aki, Alisa, Kana, Yuka, Kiki, Komaki (Oni Mode), Ai, Chili, Nagisa, DDh03, Erica, Miyabi, Jun, Haruka, Sasha, and Laila Saving for: Accessories! Clothes! Shoes! The Works! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Poofiemus Posted November 18, 2014 Oh, so many of the texts I'd get would be SO worrying! --- Agatha: WENEEDMORECOFFEE Poofie: Space bar, Agatha. And no caps lock. Poofie: Wait, we had coffee? Agatha: YOUR MOTHER LEFT IT LAST TIME SHE VISITED AND I HAD SOME IT WAS MOST EXCELLENT AND I'M FEELING QUITE PRODUCTIVE! Poofie: Oh, god. Productive how? Agatha: I HAVE INCREASED THE EFFICIENCY OF THE STOVE BY 500% I THINK I CAN TAKE THAT UP TO 1000% WITH ACCESS TO MORE COFFEE Poofie: No no no! Agatha, you can't do that, you just cost us the security deposit! Agatha: WHY NOT IT'S YOURS AND WHAT'S YOURS IS MINE CORRECT? Poofie: No, it's NOT ours. The stove belongs to the apartment complex! Poofie: PUT THE STOVE BACK TO NORMAL Agatha: CAN'T, PROCESS IS IRREVERSIBLE. STOVE CAN ACCELERATE AND FREEZE TIME NOW, SHOULDN'T THEY PAY US FOR THAT? ----- At this point I would be forced to appeal to saner minds. ----- Poofie: Nanoha, what the hell is going on with Agatha? Nanoha: I'm so sorry! If I'd known about the coffee I would have hidden it from her. As it is, it took all my effort to keep her away from your computer. Nanoha: Since that has all your portfolio and things on it, her harming that would have been far worse, I assumed. Did I get that wrong? Poofie: Yikes. Alright, yeah, the computer's higher priority. Poofie: Do you have a sedative or anything? We should probably stop her before she does more damage. Nanoha: I don't, but I might be able to trick her into having one of those sleeping pills of yours. . . Nanoha: Oh, no, what am I saying? That's completely unethical. Poofie: That's brilliant! Do it! Poofie: Don't sweat the ethics, desperate times call for desperate measures. Nanoha: . . . kay. ----- Next text: ----- Homura: Hey Poof, Agatha destroyed the stove. Poofie: Yeah, I heard. Nanoha's on it. Homura: This better not make your cooking taste bad. Poofie: Frankly, if the stove doesn't work, we're going to be getting frozen dinners and takeout for a while. Homura: Oh, yay, premade food suck. I'm so excited. Poofie: Just help Nanoha subdue her, okay? We'll worry about food later. Homura: I could shoot her. That'd subdue her. Poofie: Please don't. ----- Not sure where it'd go from here. In this household, sanity is considered a tresspasser. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
battrastard Posted November 19, 2014 Why in the world would we need more nylon rope? "No reason other than Manami has figured out how to escape my latest shibari techniques already. Which reminds me, do NOT buy any more Vaseline, Manami is running around the house quoting lines from Congressman Dilbeck from "Striptease" again." Mama: Hastuko and Yuuko again? What happened this time? =___= Kiyoko: (Emi) Chi bet Yuuko she couldn't run around the front yard in her underwear for a full 5 minutes without Hatsuko finding out.... - Me: "Thank you, and damn it! I'll tend to it once I finish with my errand. I'll grab your Sake once I'm done with this as well. Also, was it you that caused it to snow recently? Oddly cold recently." - Vara: "Much appreciated. Quite troublesome your little robotic band is. I'm unaware of any 'chilled' incidents. I did however have to put out a little stray fire here and there." Nikko -- I know, but we're out now. . . ;-P Me -- Ok? Nikko -- P.S. When you get back, don't turn on the fan. Let Kiyo do it >;3 --------- 11/16/14 -- Kana-chan --- 3:42 PM Kana: Don't let Kiyo-kun turn on the fan!!!!!!! Onee-chan put flour on the fan blades!!!! Agatha: I HAVE INCREASED THE EFFICIENCY OF THE STOVE BY 500% I THINK I CAN TAKE THAT UP TO 1000% WITH ACCESS TO MORE COFFEE Poofie: No no no! Agatha, you can't do that, you just cost us the security deposit! Agatha: WHY NOT IT'S YOURS AND WHAT'S YOURS IS MINE CORRECT? I wish to thank each and every one of you for making me forcibly expel beer thru my nose! *Yes, the bubbles DO burn!* "Madness takes it's toll, Please have exact change!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baldylox Posted November 20, 2014 Thanks for the replies guys! Some of these are pretty good! And I have another that Manami has graced me with before... "Hi Papa! I have a hypothetical question for you." Manami, this better not be about cookies.... "No silly! It's got nothing to do with cookies. It's about carpet." Carpet? That's odd but okay, shoot. "How do you get peanut butter out of carpet? Like say in a hypothetical living room or bedroom?" Have Rei call me ASAP. I gave up counting the girls I own, they keep multiplying and won't stop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SisterKyoya Posted December 4, 2014 Rainie: MOM! Are you going to the store? SK: Yes, why? Grammy Pammy and I just left the house 5 minutes ago. Rainie: I need more spy supplies, so make sure to buy all of them that you find. My supplies are getting low. SK: Ok, what do you need? Rainie: You know, the stuff I need. I can't tell you on this thing because Ralph said that the message might get intercepted by the CIA and then they would arrest me and confiscate all of my files and research and send me to Alcatraz. The operatives have infiltrated the nation's security and are just waiting for me to slip up. SK: Remind me to have another talk with Ralph... Rainie: No time for that. Just make sure you buy any new incriminating evidence you find. You are my man out in the field today. Don't look suspicious. Act natural and don't do anything suspect. General, out. Roger, roger. SK: Rainie, I'm not going to buy you more toys until you clean your room. What ARE you hording in there anyway? SK: Rainie? Hello... SK: ... Rainie: fnejzkslrjdfw8z gho evi SK: Is that some kind of code I'm supposed to know? Rainie: DEwneulzrjp'zfv cfuwi rwi lrjw; fw Rainie: cr jrioq;PHZSFUIL HF WZLL FHW ,,,,,^ SK: Rainie, stop it! Rainie: enruis rch3wr 3n r Rainie: cmeioszff932983 zfgzsw ' nerl Rainie: d d wjkfk fsxioxox SK: Enough young lady! Naiomi: Hello? Mama? SK: Hi Naiomi, could you tell Rainie that she's going to be restricted to her quarters this weekend? I just don't have the patience today to deal with her nonsense. Naiomi: I just rescued the phone from Bree... SK: Oh, that would explain it. *sigh* Naiomi: Are you going to the craft store today? SK: Depends on if Grandma needs anything. Naiomi: Well, I was hoping you might pick up some Christmas fabric... SK: We have a whole closet of fabric already! Why isn't it good enough? Naiomi: Well, I wanted to start working on the Nutcracker costumes... SK: We have enough fabric already so you can start with that. Naiomi: But Mama, this is for the Theater... SK: Then just pretend it is off-off-off-off Broadway then. I'm not buying more fabric today unless it can be used for winter clothes. Naiomi: Buy me socks if we can make them into sweaters! We still need to do that with the ones you bought last year... Naiomi: Oh, Tama wants to talk to you... Tama: Mommy? Are you going grocery shopping? SK: Yes, is there anything you need? Tama: Could we have more raisins? Gingerbread men look cute with raisins. SK: There should be some left after the cookies we made yesterday. Tama: Um, okay. But what if we make oatmeal for breakfast? We need more raisins for that. And they are yummy with almonds. Fruitcake has raisins too. SK: Tama, is there a reason why you want me to buy more raisins? Tama: Um... SK: What happened to the raisins? Tama: Nothing... SK: Tama-chan... Tama: Yuriko ate all the cookies we made yesterday. I think Ellie got one before Yuriko found out. SK: That was a 16 cookie batch! Tama: She said the chocolate tasted funny and there were lumpy bits that she didn't like. SK: Those were some walnut raisin cookies I was testing out for Grammy Pammy and Auntie E. Was the chocolate chip cookie recipe left out on the counter? Tama: Yah. SK: Ok Tama, I'll buy a box of raisins and we can make some more cookies. ----- Sohi: cute little animals please SK: What about them? Sohi: i want SK: We have plenty of plushies and I don't feel like adding more to the brood. Sohi: i want SK: Sohi no. Sohi: for animal boy SK: His name is Tamayuki, and he doesn't need more pets either. Sohi: pets yes Sohi: please SK: ... ----- (Just to clarify things, Rainie is constantly asking me to buy her Hello Kitty stuff. ) ~Sister Kyoya Forum Blog: Badger Pocket Tales (Family story from the beginning) | { Old Family story reboot: Start Here! } Follow me on Twitter, Flickr & Instagram Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
