Lore Posted October 30, 2015 Here's a fresh start on a fun way to make you laugh or cry at the outrageous, ridiculous, stupidly brilliant toys you've come across or even *gasp* purchased. To start things off here's the first photo: It's the infamous Moxie Girlz Poopsy Pets featuring an actual pet unicorn that poops rainbows. Yes you read that right, it even says it right on the box! The cloud on the top left looks like a total creeper watching the unicorn drop its pastel surprises. At Home: DD Snow Miku, DD Luka, DDS Makoto, DD Airy, DDS KizunaAI Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DivinitaAria Posted October 30, 2015 Furbys no doubt When I was a kid I owned two Furbys: a baby furby and a regular furby. The baby one was cute, but there was something severely wrong with my regular furby. I remember bringing my gray spotted furby to school and the teacher telling that I had to teach it manners before I could bring it back again (he/she liked to burp without saying excuse me). That furby broke to the point where it froze and bellowed out a haunting, "uuhhhhhhhhhh" I had this one btw Rise, Rise #2, Kasumi - Rise x 3// Ritsuko - 2B // Momo - M.O.M.O. // Nayuki -Mikuru // Romi - 09 // Makoto - Sailor Jupiter // Mikasa - DD07 (WIP) // Akechi - DDH-25 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lore Posted October 30, 2015 Furbys no doubt That is so hilariously awesome! Great story and thank you for contributing. At Home: DD Snow Miku, DD Luka, DDS Makoto, DD Airy, DDS KizunaAI Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baldylox Posted October 30, 2015 I used to collect vintage ( 1978-1985 ) Star Wars toys and my main focus was the bounty hunter Bossk. I loved him as a child and always enjoyed seeing his toys and figures. As an adult collector, I found myself searching for any and all Bossk related toys I could find from that time period. In case you don't know the character, here is what his vintage Kenner figure looks like: b1 by Billy Bennett, on Flickr Now back in the 70's and 80's not every country could get licensing rights to make Star Wars toys so toy manufacturers had to get a little creative in how they made toys. So bootlegs became pretty prevalent in a lot of places. This brings us to South America where THE WORST bootleg Star Wars toys in history were made. Why do I say that? Take a look at this Bossk figure and see.... b2 by Billy Bennett, on Flickr Ok, he looks a bit.... .off.... wouldn't you say? And why does he look like that? Because.... HE'S MADE OF LEAD. ACTUAL LEAD. Those are real metal screws holding his arms and legs on. Even his weapon is made of lead! WHY would you make a childs toy out of LEAD? I mean, we all know kids like to throw toys around..... can you imagine being beaned in the head with a chunk of lead that weighed close to a pound? Especially such an ugly one? And pay no mind to what looks like a bullet hole in his head.... maybe this is the undead version? Billy I gave up counting the girls I own, they keep multiplying and won't stop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
K-2 Posted October 30, 2015 I don't know if this is a best or worst. It sort of depends on your perspective. It's an R/C toilet. It's a radio controlled toilet you can drive around. It doesn't flush but it has a working lid. By itself it's kind of weird but it can be a perfect 1/3 scale throne for your dolls. They come in white and black from Japan (where else?). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baldylox Posted October 30, 2015 I don't know if this is a best or worst. It sort of depends on your perspective.It's an R/C toilet. BEST. TOY.EVAR. I must have one! Where in the hell did you find it and where can I buy one? Billy I gave up counting the girls I own, they keep multiplying and won't stop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
K-2 Posted October 30, 2015 BEST. TOY. EVAR.I must have one! Where in the hell did you find it and where can I buy one? I got mine, excuse me, ours from Yahoo Japan Auctions, but I noticed this place in Hong Kong has them: http://www.feelgift.com/rc-toilet If you google "R/C toilet" you might find someone closer to the US. To get an idea of scale, that's Mittens checking it out. She's a 40cm Obitsu. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baldylox Posted October 30, 2015 I did some google digging and found one on Ebay that's $40 shipped direct from Japan. So of course... I bought it. I am going to have WAY too much fun with it once it arrives! So many poop jokes, so little time! BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA! Billy I gave up counting the girls I own, they keep multiplying and won't stop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lore Posted October 31, 2015 I did some google digging and found one on Ebay that's $40 shipped direct from Japan. So of course... I bought it. I am going to have WAY too much fun with it once it arrives! So many poop jokes, so little time!BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA! Billy OMG HAHAHAHA! You crack me up Billy. Btw love your story about the bootleg lead toy. Can you imagine if a child decided that was a teething ring? Obviously being hit in the head would hurt, but getting lead poisoning would also suck. I don't know if this is a best or worst. It sort of depends on your perspective.It's an R/C toilet. Holy sh**. See what I did there? Kinda looks like your doll is praying to it. At Home: DD Snow Miku, DD Luka, DDS Makoto, DD Airy, DDS KizunaAI Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gabriel Posted October 31, 2015 It's the infamous Moxie Girlz Poopsy Pets featuring an actual pet unicorn that poops rainbows. Must have been the inspiration for this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lore Posted October 31, 2015 It's the infamous Moxie Girlz Poopsy Pets featuring an actual pet unicorn that poops rainbows. Must have been the inspiration for this HAHAHA YESH!!! At Home: DD Snow Miku, DD Luka, DDS Makoto, DD Airy, DDS KizunaAI Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lore Posted November 1, 2015 This raises so many WTF questions: #1 - Why is this baby so hairy? #2 - Why would you think it's fun to shave it? #3 - What is this teaching the child who plays with it? #4 - Why is it ginger? At Home: DD Snow Miku, DD Luka, DDS Makoto, DD Airy, DDS KizunaAI Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katiazza Posted November 3, 2015 Furbys no doubt When I was a kid I owned two Furbys: a baby furby and a regular furby. The baby one was cute, but there was something severely wrong with my regular furby. I remember bringing my gray spotted furby to school and the teacher telling that I had to teach it manners before I could bring it back again (he/she liked to burp without saying excuse me). That furby broke to the point where it froze and bellowed out a haunting, "uuhhhhhhhhhh" I had this one btw My furby as a kid was kinda messed up too. It never learned English no matter how much I spoke to it so I eventually learned the furbish dictionary so I could tell what it was going on about *Yuzu* DDS Yaya *Yuuko* DDIII Aozaki Aoko *Sakura* DDII Uryuu Sakuno Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mimiyo3 Posted November 15, 2015 One of my friends had the original version of the "Super Man Snuggler" I think the problem with this toy is pretty obvious. Worst part is I dared him to kiss it and he did. I'm a horrible person and my friend probably has mouth herpes now. Also Miku is begging me for that R/C toilet so she can harass people with it. 1 Present! Miku, Aria, Celia, Melody, Aveline, Rin T, Ted, Chi, Yumi, Melanie, Rin K, Len, Ea, Alter, Illya, Rachel, Aelia, Matt, Jace, & E.N.O. W.I.P. Rose, Tara Waiting Hannah, Lucy, Sonya. Neemos: Yuki & Mimi Resins: Mizuumi & Aiko Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lore Posted November 15, 2015 One of my friends had the original version of the "Super Man Snuggler" I think the problem with this toy is pretty obvious. Worst part is I dared him to kiss it and he did. I'm a horrible person and my friend probably has mouth herpes now. Also Miku is begging me for that R/C toilet so she can harass people with it. THAT is beyond bad. HAHAHA! At Home: DD Snow Miku, DD Luka, DDS Makoto, DD Airy, DDS KizunaAI Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baldylox Posted November 15, 2015 Yesterday we were at the local flea market and found these truly terrible bootleg Monster High girls: Bootleg Monster High dolls spotted at the flea market. by Billy Bennett, on Flickr They are just sooooo cheap and craptastic! But the thing that really makes these awesome is the wonderful wording on the box. It's better than Engrish! Billy I gave up counting the girls I own, they keep multiplying and won't stop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mimiyo3 Posted November 15, 2015 Yesterday we were at the local flea market and found these truly terrible bootleg Monster High girls: Bootleg Monster High dolls spotted at the flea market. by Billy Bennett, on Flickr They are just sooooo cheap and craptastic! But the thing that really makes these awesome is the wonderful wording on the box. It's better than Engrish! Billy The writing on it is so awkward. Seems like something a person deranged out of their mind might be droning to themselves as they hide in a dark corner. Present! Miku, Aria, Celia, Melody, Aveline, Rin T, Ted, Chi, Yumi, Melanie, Rin K, Len, Ea, Alter, Illya, Rachel, Aelia, Matt, Jace, & E.N.O. W.I.P. Rose, Tara Waiting Hannah, Lucy, Sonya. Neemos: Yuki & Mimi Resins: Mizuumi & Aiko Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Noxxbunny Posted November 16, 2015 Man, the box is killing me. Fashion Student - This dress look good! That's making me laugh too hard. Current Crew: Kaito(DDH07), Kagamine Rin, Kaito V3, 9S, Ruby(Arle), Devola(2B), Anya Forger Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lore Posted November 16, 2015 Yesterday we were at the local flea market and found these truly terrible bootleg Monster High girls:They are just sooooo cheap and craptastic! But the thing that really makes these awesome is the wonderful wording on the box. It's better than Engrish! $8.00?!?!? What a ripoff. Also, yes Billy....oh the humanity Engrish! HAHAHA! At Home: DD Snow Miku, DD Luka, DDS Makoto, DD Airy, DDS KizunaAI Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baldylox Posted November 17, 2015 $8.00?!?!? What a ripoff. I'll say it is! Especially when you can get singles of these atrocities for $2 just down the way. Also, we got a box of 24 REAL Monster High girls for $22 about 5 minutes after I took that photo. Both my GF and I were stunned when we saw the box and then had the owner make us the offer all on her own! We had no chance to bargain or haggle, there wasn't a reason to. Billy I gave up counting the girls I own, they keep multiplying and won't stop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DivinitaAria Posted November 17, 2015 I need to take a picture of this terrible bootleg Azumanga Daioh boxset my friend unknowingly purchased from Amazon or eBay way back when. The text is just like that bootleg MH Rise, Rise #2, Kasumi - Rise x 3// Ritsuko - 2B // Momo - M.O.M.O. // Nayuki -Mikuru // Romi - 09 // Makoto - Sailor Jupiter // Mikasa - DD07 (WIP) // Akechi - DDH-25 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FinalGear Posted December 27, 2015 The Worst: Bandai S.H.Figuarts Alien Warrior Bandai S.H.Figuarts Wolf Predator Full Puni! Figure Series No.14 Nyx Complete Figure from "Queen's Blade: Beautiful Fighters" ^--- these were all official brand and yet, they were horrible figures. Poor molding, loose parts, awful coloring, and awful The Best: Bandai® Big Hero 6 Armor Up Baymax ^--- Original asking price $5x.xx during Movie release, got it for $19.99 after the hype die down Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lore Posted January 1, 2016 The Worst:Bandai S.H.Figuarts Alien Warrior Bandai S.H.Figuarts Wolf Predator Full Puni! Figure Series No.14 Nyx Complete Figure from "Queen's Blade: Beautiful Fighters" ^--- these were all official brand and yet, they were horrible figures. Poor molding, loose parts, awful coloring, and awful The Best: Bandai® Big Hero 6 Armor Up Baymax ^--- Original asking price $5x.xx during Movie release, got it for $19.99 after the hype die down Do you happen to have pics of these horrible figurines? At Home: DD Snow Miku, DD Luka, DDS Makoto, DD Airy, DDS KizunaAI Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FinalGear Posted January 2, 2016 Do you happen to have pics of these horrible figurines? I don't have the Bandai S.H.Figuarts Alien Warrior any more, I SOLD it. The worst problem was it's tail, it was a ball-joint were it connected to the body. Mine wouldn't connect or hold in place, plus the tail didn't hold posture at all. Bandai S.H.Figuarts Wolf Predator it share the same problem. It's head was a ball-joint that wouldn't pop in place. Lots of small parts that either didn't fit correctly or you would lose it. Predator's accessories would just fall part once get the figure ready for display. Bandai should of done a better job.. but, at least it's not Variant Play Arts Kai or NECA version. Aliens & Predator are those franchise action figures, so you'll have lots of options choose from Full Puni! Figure Series No.14 Nyx, I SOLD it as well. It had a that cheap candle wax texture HERE MY Baymax Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
orlien Posted January 10, 2016 When I was a kid, I received a "cool" robot toy pterodactyl as a gift from a family friend. It lit up and made these really obnoxious cawing noises. All in good fun, right? That is, until I forgot about it and shoved it into a closet near the living room. Well, one night, the pterodactyl starts loudly cawing. It would caw for 5-10 seconds, then fall silent for another five minutes. Then it would caw again. It took my parents at least an hour, at 3am, to find this damn toy and yank the batteries out, silencing it for good. The next day it was headed toward the nearest landfill. tldr; possessed toy pterodactyl wakes up my entire family in the dead of the night At home: DDH-09 (Ryoko), blue DDH-01 MDD (Aoko), DDH-02 MDD (Hikaru) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
