Petition for another chapter from scripple

Ah! Using my Kitsune addiction against me, now, are you? So, I happen to be a Kitsune-addict with no Kitsune of my own. Is that so horrible? I will just have to look at your Kitsune. I have no idea why, but she is waaaaay cuter than any other Kitsune I have seen.

 

*wanders off to find Kitsune pics*

 

And yes, I totally need to post pics of my own. Sigh. This thread is kind of biting me in the butt!

It is hard to tell. He is a self proclaimed sufferer of Chronic Laziness Syndrome which was previously associated with a xenotropic gammaretrovirus. Later, there was found to be no association between the syndrome and the virus. The syndrome can be treated temporarily with new DD outfits. Although sometimes it takes a while for treatment to take effect. Alternatively, a more invasive treatment like construction of DD-wearable appliances appeared to have more long term motivating effects. It is only a rough correlation though. It is likely that the relationship is entirely random, and there is no way to affect or predict episodes of relapsing and remitting.

 

 

For once I think I can allow Agatha near the keyboard:

 

"As usual, I am in agreement with Ms. Rei that this is a most informative statement. It appears to me that the acquisition of preferably-unusual DD size items is a stimulus that provides rather catalytic effect. As such, it seems that we may be able to force this catalytic effect by sending his girls something bizarre.

 

Considering what Poofie calls Scripple's "One True Pairing", I propose a toaster. Preferably one that can toast his entire town, as all other toasting devices are insufficient for toasting much more than mere bread, which is hardly enough power to be useful. Given his professed affection for such a device, it should provide the desired effect.

 

As for PrettyCranium's Kitsune Withdrawl Syndrome, however, I confess myself thoroughly stumped. It seems rather peculiar to develop an addiction to something with which one has no physical contact. Then again, that may be a good testbed for developing theories and cures for such an addiction, which would potentially help me wean Poofiemus and Nanoha off their peculiar fascination with candy-colored ponies.

 

~Agatha"

Agatha, I think you're terribly confused, or possibly just embarrassed, about the whole toaster thing. But from what I do know I can see why you and Poofie would want to spin it this way. It all started when I saw you make a wormhole generator out of a toaster. I was impressed and asked Poofie if I sent you a toaster if you could modify it for me to actually be good at toasting bread. Because my experience is that sadly most toasters are simply bad at their basic function.

 

Unfortunately my request was declined by Poofie. She informed me that any toasters that came into your possession never came back as you are apparently quite fond of them. Then she mentioned something about ideas popping into her head and sights that can't be unseen, but fortunately she kept those to herself. It seems that toasters have some sort of magical hold over you.

 

Now as for your catalyst argument about sending me bizarre DD sized items, I suggest you talk to Littlebearries, and more specifically her Airy about how well that tactic works at soliciting posts from the scripple household.

I was just going to say that I have a suspicion there is already preliminary data suggesting Mr. scripple can not be swayed even by bizarre items. To bad he lives so far away or I would try staring at him like my friend's Australian Shepherd, Puck. Then again, poor Puck is not too successful with his doggy jedi stare.

Yes, and I think scripple has practice against the doggie-stare with his own cute dog, Sunny. He is a tough and hardened man.

I think you are right, PrettyCranium. It is hopeless. Look at how he has his girls desperate for his attention. I think this is his strategy. The more he resists advances, the more you want to chase him.

The more he resists advances, the more you want to chase him.

 

Kind of genius, when you think about it!!!!

How many times do I have to tell you, scripple, Airy doesn't care if what she sends you sees the light of day in a photostory or not.

 

SHE has an obsession with YOU... she need not share it with the world.

You seem to have a hard time believing she's not doing it for some sort of internet fame and glory. Trust me, she's doing it only because she likes to bug you specifically.

 

As for another chapter from scripple... meh... I might read one, but I can't be bothered to comment on it.

 

>8)

As for another chapter from scripple... meh... I might read one, but I can't be bothered to comment on it.

 

I find this quote to be both hilarious and sheer genius.

 

 

Billy

How many times do I have to tell you, scripple, Airy doesn't care if what she sends you sees the light of day in a photostory or not.

 

Then why did she ask if they were going to get used? Anyway, I certainly don't want to encourage her.

 

As for another chapter from scripple... meh... I might read one, but I can't be bothered to comment on it.

>8)

 

You're actually allowed to read and comment outside the Off topic dolls and holiday event sections? I'm not sure I actually knew that until seeing this comment. Amazing.

I think PrettyCranium's use of the word "petition" is making scripple think we are demanding something from him. I think her goal was just to show scripple that we support him and want to encourage him. We will still like scripple even if he never shows us anymore photos...maybe.

You're actually allowed to read and comment outside the Off topic dolls and holiday event sections?

 

Why exactly do you know so much about where I spend my time... Are you stalking me?!

You're actually allowed to read and comment outside the Off topic dolls and holiday event sections?

 

Why exactly do you know so much about where I spend my time... Are you stalking me?!

 

Of course not. I'm just ensuring that you're obeying the restraining order for my own safety.

That's probably wise, considering.