Intro

In 2012, a crack first person shooter player was nearly caught for jaywalking (which she did commit).

 

 

This dollfie promptly escaped from the non-existent officers pursuing her into the desert-like backyard.

 

 

Today, not really wanted by the government,

 

 

she survives as a soldier of fortune.

 

 

If you have a problem which doesn't involve much help,

 

 

and if it's not too inconvenient for her, maybe you can hire...

 

 

the Z-team!

 

 

*humming* Bum bum bum...bum bum bum!

 

 

starring Zoe "Caesar" Smith

 

 

Zoe "Assgirl" Peck

 

 

Zoe "Not quite all there" Murdock

 

 

and Zoe "Worst Attitude" Baracus

 

 

Hmm...need to explode something to finish this up.

That looks fantastic! Totally suits Zoe, which I suppose makes sense seeing as how it was made for her.

 

Somehow now I have the Mission Impossible theme stuck in my head now. . .

That is so ridiculously cute!

Ha ha ha! Zoe is pure awesomesauce! That outfit is perfect for her too.... and it's so damn tight! Did she paint that on?

 

As soon as I got about a third of the way down, the "A-Team" music started playing in my head and now it won't go away. I think Zoe Barracus and Zoe Peck are my two faves. Can I hire just them to come over and shoot squirrels in my yard?

 

 

Billy

She looks great! I immediately had the A-Team vibe going from the first sentence.

I think Zoe Barracus and Zoe Peck are my two faves. Can I hire just them to come over and shoot squirrels in my yard?

 

The "Peck" shot was done with you specifically in mind. And sure, but you might want to consider the collateral damage that will happen (not might, but will).

Zoe is just all around awesome! That's a great outfit!

The "Peck" shot was done with you specifically in mind. And sure, but you might want to consider the collateral damage that will happen (not might, but will).

 

 

Since the "Peck" shot was done for my benefit, does this mean that Zoe might charge me less for the squirrel gig? Or does it mean she knows I like seeing her in tight clothes? Or is she playing with my emotions?

 

As for collateral damage, I'm used to that. You've seen who lives with me right?

 

 

Billy

Haha, I like all of her different names! Very funny~

Well, if you can convince her that shooting squirrels is about the same amount of fun as killing gnomes in WoW PVP, you have a good shot. Oh, and yeah, I realize that, but you don't realize the scale. We're not talking about minor structural damage, we're talking the "Well, at least it's a buyer's market for housing right now." level. (And I'm picturing Mr. Lizard yelling "Going to need another Baldy!".)

Well, if you can convince her that shooting squirrels is about the same amount of fun as killing gnomes in WoW PVP, you have a good shot. Oh, and yeah, I realize that, but you don't realize the scale. We're not talking about minor structural damage, we're talking the "Well, at least it's a buyer's market for housing right now." level. (And I'm picturing Mr. Lizard yelling "Going to need another Baldy!".)

 

 

Well, since I've never shot Gnomes in WoW I can't compare it to squirrel hunting.

 

As for the damage amount, it sounds like "The Z Team" is about as destructive as Miss Agatha by herself.

 

 

Billy

Zoe is totally hot in this atire.

 

And looks like your girls have the best wardrobe ever!