We blinded them with science!

Agatha is Poofiemu's custom DDy girl.

Rinrin is my Yamato vmf50 Nao.

 

Story was developed in conjunction with Poofiemus. Hope you enjoy it.

 

 

Ah, so this is the "Railroad Park" you were talking about, Ms. Agatha? How quaint to see such primitive technology.

 

Primitive, yes, but think of what we can do with these as spare parts. And please, it's just Agatha.

 

 

I see what you mean. It will be a bit of a challenge making a fine machine out of these parts, but isn't that part of the fun?

 

Indeed!

 

 

Strange to think that technology is so backwards in this world. Did humans actually use these things?

 

Yes, believe it or not. Can you imagine it? Transportation without a single death ray! How backwards!

 

 

Look at this, Rinrin. How did they expect to incapacitate their attacking foes with such a feeble weapon? I'm sure that we could crank it up to properly deafen and incapacitate them. Perhaps a steam powered whistle funneled through a warp crystal?

 

Hmm. That would give us the correct volume, but would be too diffused to be effective. I think we would use a argon-infused sonic jar to focus the sound into a deadly sonic laser.

 

 

Rinrin...

 

Yes?

 

 

I like the way you think. Let's make it so!

 

Oh..and we could also use...

 

A bit later...

 

 

That did not go well.

 

Luckily, they left this quaint vehicle for us to flee with. Though, it is going a bit slow.

 

We can't have that, can we?

 

Of course not!

 

 

Hmm...not much to work with here. Do you have a #47 crescent sprocket on you?

 

Sorry. I dropped it when the bell overheated and exploded. But....

 

we do have some other options.

 

Excellent!

 

Ahead, warp factor 10!

 

Aye, aye, cap'n!

 

 

Brace for ludicrous speed!

 

Make it so!

 

Sometime thereafter...

 

 

Again, that did NOT go as planned!

 

Well, kind of, sort of...

 

we did hit ludicrous speeds...and a lot of trees. Don't worry, though. This train should take us right back there.

 

 

And when we do, we shall show them the true meaning of...SCIENCE!

 

 

Ah ha! Look at what I found here!

 

 

What did you..? Ah!

 

 

Ah, yes! A fine workshop! Though, the tools may be a bit unwieldy to use.

 

Hmm...we could conscript the two humans who we made bring us here to use as manual labor.

 

 

What? Fumbles and Ten Thumbs? You must be joking!

 

You do have a point.

 

 

Oh, the things that we can do with these!

Hmm...but we do need some raw materials as well? Let's speed out and see what we can find.

 

 

Protective goggles here, but not much else...

 

 

Ah, these look flammable! A good start!

 

This certainly looks interesting. I'm sure we could find a suitable use for it.

 

 

A toaster. I wonder if I can get it to sync with my wormhole toaster at home? If so, we can use it as a high power source.

 

Yes! This is an excellent piece of machinery! I'm sure we can do magnificent things with it.

 

 

Magnificent! This is already giving me ideas!

 

 

This shall be...

 

(together) A MASTERPIECE OF SCIENCE!

 

A bit later....

 

 

Well, this is a fine mess.

Hmm. Maybe a 1:3 overclocking was a bit aggressive, but I don't know it was really cause to throw us in here.

I believe that wasn't what really offended them, Ms. Topless.

 

Hey! At least I had the foresight to make MY blouse out of a synthetic material that was both fire retardant and could be used as a parachute. Don't blame me for your lack of utility clothing!

 

 

That reminds me...you owe me a pair of panties.

 

Sorry. They were handier than trying to remove my top. Not my fault that you're not wearing proper utility clothing. I'll make you a new better pair. Of course, we have to get out of here first.

 

Later...

 

 

And they were my favorite pair as well!

 

Again, I'm sorry! I'll replace them and even throw in a garter-toolbelt! Give it a rest! You've been griping ever since we escaped from that jail.

 

 

*laughs*

Speaking of escaping, I wish we could have seen their faces when they open the cell and find the exploding clone sheep instead!

 

Oh, I didn't mention that I installed a camera that will broadcast a stream back to my home server?

 

You just made up for the panties.

 

Later...

 

 

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

 

Ludicrous speeds?

 

 

Indeed!

 

Excellent!

 

Shortly thereafter...

 

 

Again, that was not the expected result!

 

Hmm. The ratio of matter and anti-matter is always a tricky thing to balance.

 

But hey, at least my parachute saved us again! Proper safety equipment for the win!

 

That IS a bit of a drop down. I may have to design some sort of tree descending apparatus to get us down.

 

Don't worry. It looks like the park officials are coming to help us down.

 

Considering that woman with them was yelling about inappropriate lewd conduct, no doubt referring to your afore-mentioned emergency parachute, it should have been obvious that they were not there just to help us down.

 

 

There is nothing lewd about properly designed safety equipment! Hmm...shall we build a few more sheep?

 

Later...

 

 

See you later, Rinrin! Remember to send me a copy of the streams.

 

Baa!

 

What the...?!

 

 

It looks like we had a dud that managed not to explode. Hmm...I suppose that I could always use a new test subject.

 

 

That's the good thing about sheep. They're easily clone-able and replaced, aren't they?

 

Baa!

 

Come, Timmy! Let us be off to find new places to conduct SCIENCE!

 

 

****** NEWS FLASH *******

 

 

We interrupt your programming to bring you this special alert:

 

The Arizona Parks and Recreations Bureau has issued a priority 1 alert asking residents to be on the lookout for the following two individuals.

 

 

They are wanted for questioning with recent incidents involving destruction of public property, unregistered explosive livestock and operating a ground vehicle without a pilot's license.

 

If seen, do not approach as they are considered armed and highly unstable. Please contact local authorities. We appreciate your help in this matter.

Edited March 15, 2012 by Guest

Haha, they were certainly enjoying themselves and up to mischief!

That was great! Hahah, I like the point in the story you ended up sticking the train-in-the-wall.

 

In Rinrin's defense, being upside-down in that tree actually functioned as censorship, so she wasn't lewd! . . .well, not in the tree anyway.

In Rinrin's defense, being upside-down in that tree actually functioned as censorship, so she wasn't lewd! . . .well, not in the tree anyway.

 

She was totally showing her panties to all the 10 feet tall children around then!

She was totally showing her panties to all the 10 feet tall children around then!

 

Oh yes, because there are tons of those. And those panties were visible to all the baby bird and dragons!

Hilarious story. I really enjoyed this one. I hope Agatha and RinRin can conspire again some day.

That is so hilarious! Can you see the plaid optical effect of ludicrous speed? haha I love those two. I am looking forward to them getting into more trouble.

If the state offered a reward in the form of a toaster I suspect they might get Agatha to turn herself in.

Would she still get the toaster while in jail?

Would she still get the toaster while in jail?

 

I'd say not if they're smart, but given how many times she already escaped it really seems it would make no difference. Maybe she'd stay longer with a nice toaster to keep her company.

I'd say not if they're smart, but given how many times she already escaped it really seems it would make no difference. Maybe she'd stay longer with a nice toaster to keep her company.

 

I don't know if I'll get to elaborate on this with me moving next weekend, but Agatha says, "Company? I don't get it; how is a toaster a good minion?"

Toasted sheep. Mmm.

This was a really fun story! I love that Agatha has found a like minded soul to hang out with in Rinrin.

 

I really dig Rinrin's style too, very saucy but still functional. I would have liked to have seen the parachute function in use but alas, I can't have it all.

 

Great pics of the train museum and park area. That place looks very fun and even, dare I say, educational? I like old stuff like the workshop area and all the old lanterns and things, so cool looking!

 

I do have one question tho..... where are Agatha's shoes? Did they get blown off early on? Did they get warped into another dimension? Or did you just forget them again?

 

 

Billy

That was an incredibly good photo story ! You put a lot of work on this one .I really enjoyed it , the pictures are great !

At first I was telling myself ;''these girls are way too smart for me '' and then I saw the results of their experiments .....I don't think I would hire them just yet , I'll let them practice for a while

Both of your girls looked lovely !

@baldylox : I can neither confirm nor deny that Poofiemus forget Agatha's shoes. Let's just assume that Agatha was impatient with the speed that she was arriving and decided to tinker with some jet-powered roller skates on the way or something.

 

@salica : Know-how is different from know-when-not-to

That was a very well done story. But I have to say I am very impressed with Rinrin.

 

She is very good looking, and have such a nice pair of legs! I am in love now.

Oh, what a great and hilarious story! Agatha and Rinrin make quite a team!