Number 1 Worst Member

According to the feedback system's rankings, the number 1 worst member is baldylox.

 

I couldn't stop laughing when I saw this, so I wanted to share.

That Billy, yeah, he can't be trusted! He'll steal your DDs and put them in his "spa".

 

That is hilarious! Poor poor Billy~

 

Meanwhile I'm #7 in the best members for Feedback

 

Momoko wouldn't mind being whisked away to Billy's DD Spa. In fact it's in the top 10 places she'd like to visit hehe~ But I'm sure that goes for many of the girls on the boards, I mean after seeing how fabulous the spa is how could you not want to go

Lol, that is so bizarre! I find it hilarious that he's ranked the worst even though the only feedback he has is *positive*. You know you live on a sunshine-and-kittens board when. . .

Lol, I didn't know about that ranking!

What the hell is this? Rag on Billy day? First I get called out in an intro thread and now I have an entire thread devoted to me sucking?

 

 

I now see how it's going. Everyone's turning on me! I'm being ostracized! Run out of town!

 

 

I can take the hint. I know when I'm not wanted anymore.

 

Let's go girls! We're off to DoA where we can get some respect! Oh wait....

 

 

 

Billy

That post made my day.

Poor Billy. Don't worry, lil' bro still got your back!!

 

Wayne

You are too funny Billy! Your comment had be busting out laughing that I had to explain to my husband why exactly I was in a fit of laughter

Since Billy is the worst member shouldn't he get his pic next to his name on that list? You know......to fully warn people so they can stay clear of him and his negative influence on the site.

 

I think I know of the perfect picture too.

 

 

e10 by balldylox, on Flickr

 

Be on the look out for this man: The DD Creeper errrrr ummm I mean DD Cassanova.

Poor Billy. Don't worry, lil' bro still got your back!!

 

Wayne

 

I'm certainly glad *someone* does! All this hatin' going on is really cruel.

 

You are too funny Billy! Your comment had be busting out laughing that I had to explain to my husband why exactly I was in a fit of laughter!

 

I don't get it, whatever do you mean? I didn't say anything funny! I really am going to DoA where everyone is accepted for who they are and there's no rivalries or snobbery or...... umm..... err.... oh. Now I see your point.

 

 

Since Billy is the worst member shouldn't he get his pic next to his name on that list? You know......to fully warn people so they can stay clear of him and his negative influence on the site.

 

I think I know of the perfect picture too.

 

 

Be on the look out for this man: The DD Creeper errrrr ummm I mean DD Cassanova.

 

 

Dammit Ed! I knew that pic would be used against me in the future! And here I am, already getting singled out for something that was totally innocent! All I was doing was making sure Yoko wasn't going to fall out of that window! That's it! It's not like I was gently cupping her buttocks in an impure way or that the intoxicating smell of her hair was making me all woozy. Nothing like that at all!

 

I swear, you people can all go jump in a lake.

 

 

 

Billy aka DD Creeper

Poor Billy. Don't worry, lil' bro still got your back!!

 

Wayne

 

I'm certainly glad *someone* does! All this hatin' going on is really cruel.

 

 

 

Billy aka DD Creeper

 

Don't worry big bro, we'll form a party and get all the haters!!

 

Wayne

I don't get it, whatever do you mean? I didn't say anything funny! I really am going to DoA where everyone is accepted for who they are and there's no rivalries or snobbery or...... umm..... err.... oh. Now I see your point.

Bingo

 

Dammit Ed! I knew that pic would be used against me in the future! And here I am, already getting singled out for something that was totally innocent! All I was doing was making sure Yoko wasn't going to fall out of that window! That's it! It's not like I was gently cupping her buttocks in an impure way or that the intoxicating smell of her hair was making me all woozy. Nothing like that at all!

 

I swear, you people can all go jump in a lake.

 

 

 

Billy aka DD Creeper

Come now, you don't expect us to think you didn't cup Yoko's shapely buttocks while she sat there getting her picture taken. And I'm very sure that Yoko uses some very fragrant shampoos which force you to take a whiff and fall under her spell

 

Jump in a lake I will! Well... if there was a lake near me ^^;; Will a pool be sufficient?

The surprise is that anyone didn't know this already

Jump in a lake I will! Well... if there was a lake near me ^^;; Will a pool be sufficient?

 

For one very strange moment I thought you had asked "Will a Poof be sufficient?", and thought, "NO! Don't jump in me, that sounds painful!" I guess that's what I get when I try to read the forums in one window and keep an eye on a Maya test render in another, le sigh.

 

I do think it's ridiculous that you're the worst member, Billy. Who cares if the transaction was nefarious so long as your customers were satisfied?

For one very strange moment I thought you had asked "Will a Poof be sufficient?", and thought, "NO! Don't jump in me, that sounds painful!" I guess that's what I get when I try to read the forums in one window and keep an eye on a Maya test render in another, le sigh.

 

I do think it's ridiculous that you're the worst member, Billy. Who cares if the transaction was nefarious so long as your customers were satisfied?

 

Hehe! Oh no no I would never jump in you, that would be extremely painful! I could jump on you though, I promise I'm not too heavy and perhaps jumping on a Poof shall fulfill Billy's request of us all hehe~ Did your Maya Test Render turn out well?

 

And I agree! Satisfaction is all that matters even if the transactions were nefarious

Well as far as the yoko evidence pic goes.....

 

"Listen, DD creeper, never forget. Just believe in yourself! Not in the DD creeper that I believe in, not in the DD creeper that you believe in, have faith in the DD creeper... that believes in you!"

To poorly paraphrase The Dark Knight

 

He may not be the DD Creeper we need, but he's the DD creeper we deserve...

 

I think...

 

*shifty eyes*

Edited May 6, 2012 by Guest

Should I consider this member harassment? Would you like to file a report, Billy?

Gurren Lagann & Dark Knight quotes for the win

 

@Averis: Billy loves us all too much to ever file such a report hehe~

Should I consider this member harassment? Would you like to file a report, Billy?

 

If you ban everyone that harasses Billy, the forum is going to be SO empty

Should I consider this member harassment? Would you like to file a report, Billy?

 

If you ban everyone that harasses Billy, the forum is going to be SO empty

 

 

While I think justice needs to be served and everyone who gave me all this grief needs a good slap on the wrist, I have to agree with Kymaera. It would just be me and Mitsuki posting here if that occured.

 

I'd like to know where all this anger and hate towards me is coming from tho. Is it because I'm doing less stories than usual lately? Is it because I adopted Sprout? Is it because Scripple has moved to "Rainbows and Kittens" style posts now and you need an outlet for your venom?

 

I MUST KNOOOOWWWWW......

 

Now I'm off to let Manami console me with her Peach Pai.

 

 

Billy

It's because you're so moe, Billy--we're all like six year old boys, showing our affection by driving you bonkers.

 

Either that, or we're just evil. Take your pick.

Is it because Scripple has moved to "Rainbows and Kittens" style posts now and you need an outlet for your venom?

 

Hmm, I suspect we might able to test that one soon.

It's because you're so moe, Billy--we're all like six year old boys, showing our affection by driving you bonkers. Either that, or we're just evil. Take your pick.

 

This made me laugh very hard. And then I started to cry because I can't pick between these because BOTH of them are true!

 

Plus, the thought of *ME* being "moe" is almost sickening.....

 

 

 

 

Billy