A bag full of Dollfie-sized goodness (Part 1 of 2)

 

Zoe: So, is he awake yet?

 

 

Saber: Zoe, you know as well as I do that Master just went to sleep an hour ago. He will be out for a while after his long trip.

 

 

Aya: It's a long trip from Japan and Darling will be out of it for a while. I guess it's to be expected.

 

 

Tia: He's probably exhausted from dodging Godzilla and tsunamis. It's a scary place.

 

 

M: Whine, whine, whine. You all have absolutely no patience.

 

 

Phyla: This one is content in knowing that the elder arrived back home safely.

 

 

Rinrin: Of course we're all glad the chief made it back ok. I think we all know what Zoe is complaining about.

 

 

Zoe: Yeah, not only did the pervert go off for a week to Japan without taking any of us along, especially me. But now, he's done something FAR worse.

 

 

Zoe: The damn idiot didn't open the bag of loot to share with us before he crashed.

 

 

Saber: Zoe-nee. Master had been awake for over a day solid. The train trip from Osaka to Tokyo to Narita, then the flight from Narita filled with screaming kids and the packed flight from San Francisco. He's exhausted. I bet he'll sleep for nearly a day.

 

 

Zoe: A day! Screw that shit! I'm popping this puppy!

 

 

Saber: Wait, nee-san! I'm sure Master wants to see our faces when he gives us our gifts!

 

 

Tia: Oh, please don't open it! I'm sure there's something scary in there. Maybe Godzilla laid an egg in it. Godzilla lays eggs, right?

 

 

Rinrin: I'm sure I could construct a spectrographic molecular analyzer to probe the contents...

Everyone else: NO!!!

 

 

Aya: Thank you, Rinrin-chan. But the rest of us would appreciate the bag not being blown up.

 

 

M: You all are pathetic. Makes me sick to see such weak willed people constantly needing validation of their worth.

Saber: Nee-san! Be nice!

 

 

Aya: I hate to say it, but M's right. I don't need any gifts to know that Darling loves me.

 

 

Zoe: Ok, so Aya and M don't want anything inside. Fine by me. Just means my split gets bigger.

 

 

Aya: No! I didn't say that I didn't want any gifts Darling got for me.

Zoe: And you're content to wait?

Aya: I..

 

 

Rinrin: Oh! I know! A quadrophonic x-ray emitting 3-d imager!

Everyone else: NO!!!!

 

 

Aya: Oopsie!

*barely grazes the bag as she does a butt bump against it*

 

 

Phyla: Aya-san! Are you ok?

Aya: I'm fine. I just slipped and fell. I hope that the contents of Darling's bag weren't damaged, though. Maybe we should open it and check. Just to be safe.

 

 

M: *groan* What a pathetic ploy. As if such a light nudge could damage anything that's been through baggage handling.

 

 

Zoe: What are you talking about? She just hit it with the heaviest thing in the house, perhaps the heaviest thing known to man. I'm surprised the bag is still intact.

 

 

Aya: Zoe! What are you talking about?! I'll have you know that I have a very petite, well rounded posterior!

 

 

Zoe: Oh? Are you sure that you have such a petite butt that we wouldn't need to open the bag for?

 

 

Aya: Fine. Fine. You win. My ass is the size of a small third world country. Can we just open the damn thing?

 

 

Zoe: Well, when you put it that way, how can I possibly refuse?

 

 

Aya: I'll unzip it. You pop it.

 

 

M: I wonder what tribute the boy brought back for me.

 

 

Tia: Please, no eggs. Please, no eggs. Please, no eggs.

 

 

Rinrin: We could immerse the bag in water, measure the amount of water displaced and from that, extrapolate the contents!

Everyone else: NO!!!

 

 

Saber: Sorry, Master. There's no way I could stop all of them.

Saber: I wonder if he got something for me as well?

 

 

Aya: Ok, that should do it. Zoe, put that gorilla-like strength to good use for a change.

 

 

Zoe: Here we go!

 

 

Zoe: Voila!

 

 

Aya: Oh god! The stench! Close it!

 

 

*Slams the lid back shut*

Zoe: Ugh! *dry heave* What died?

 

 

M: Whew! That's a bit pungent.

 

 

Saber: That is strong.

 

 

Tia: Buh..but...it's just a week's worth of dirty clothes. It's no worse than when I do any of your laundry.

 

 

M: Very well. Take care of it, then, Tia.

 

 

Tia: *voice rising several octaves in terror* Muh-meee?!?! But there might be Godzilla eggs!

M: Then I will expect a suitably prepared omelet. Do it now, Tia!

Tia: *sigh* Yes, mistress

 

Several minutes later after Tia removes the dirty clothes....

 

 

Zoe: I can't believe it! After all that, nothing was in there but a few books (surprisingly not hentai) and some small gifts for his family. Did the dweeb not get anything for us?

 

 

Saber: I'm sure Master had his reasons.

 

 

Aya: I can't believe Darling didn't bring me back anything.

 

 

M: I can see why he'd neglect you needy losers, but the boy has some gall to forget to bring me tribute. I expect that I'm going to have a long, whip-filled discussion with him.

 

 

Zoe: Oh wait! I think I have it. You guys remember him telling us about the first time that he went to Japan?

 

 

Rinrin: That's right! The airline lost his checked luggage for a day and he was worried that all the stuff that he'd bought was lost forever.

 

 

Zoe: Right, and while he's not that bright, he did decide that if he did it again, he'd make sure that he packed all the good stuff in....

 

 

Everyone: HIS CARRY-ON BAG!

 

A minute later...

 

 

*holding nose to be safe*

Aya: Well?

 

 

Zoe: Ladies, we have hit the mother lode!

 

 

To be continued in Part 2 where the actual loot is revealed...

Edited May 13, 2012 by Guest

Your girls are so feisty! I lost it at "My ass is the size of a small third world country."

Ha ha! Awesome setup for the next post! Your girls are WAY more patient than mine would have been. If that had been me and my girls, they would have torn into all my stuff as soon as I was asleep!

 

Very nice story from your girls, I love Zoe and Aya. Those two are way too funny!

 

I'm all excited to see the actual loot now! Off I go to see post two!

 

 

Billy

LMAO!! Alphakitty had it right, I lost it at the "Third world Country" part, too!

Can't wait to see your next installment!!

Aya: Fine. Fine. You win. My ass is the size of a small third world country. Can we just open the damn thing?

 

That was just the best line ever XD We all apparently love the size of Aya's ass

 

All of your girls are so fun! And poor poor Tia, had to lug all the dirty clothes away while the rest of the girls continued to look for the hidden gifts! Must run to the next part and see what they got!

Wow, that was one very involved group justification. Saber sure looked crushed when the other girls *cough* overwhelmed her. Lots of fun in this story.

Fun story. I liked the butt-bump. It was subtle