Conspiracy for Good?

Saber approached scripple today.

 

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Saber: "scripple I must have word with you most urgently."

 

scripple: "Uhm, ok. What's up?"

 

 

 

Saber: "Well... " *munch* "things have gotten so out of hand here lately that I can't stop eating from the stress."

 

scripple: "And this is different from normal how? Wait..."

 

 

 

scripple: "Are you actually making donut-kabobs using pocky?"

 

 

 

Saber: "Uhm, well, as I said I've been so stressed......"

 

 

 

Saber: ".....And really with you not having adjusted the ordering ratio of pink pocky yet I had to come up with some way to use the uneven distribution of flavors..... But anyway, that's besides the point! I came here to talk to you about...."

 

 

 

*Rin arrives, cutting off Saber mid-sentence*

 

Rin: "scripple what's your malfunction?!?! Why are you being such an idiot lately?"

 

scripple: "Uhhh..."

 

 

 

Rin: "And don't try to tell me that stupid little stunt Ilya pulled was all her idea either! Yukino is so upset now that she's recovered her senses that she spent all last night sobbing. It's really eating into my beauty sleep."

 

 

 

*Asuka arrive*

 

Asuka: "And trust me scripple, that's going to get ugly really fast."

 

Rin: "Keep it up and that warning label on your new mug will actually mean something."

 

Asuka: "Whatever."

 

 

 

Rin: "Anyway, before I was so rudely interrupted...."

 

Saber: "Spoken from the rude interrupted herself."

 

Rin: "Hush. Anyway, what I'm saying is that you need to get Yukino some new PJs. This stupid game you've been playing about not getting her any has gone on for too long. Cut the poor girl a break."

 

Asuka: "Yeah, and make sure they're actual cute ones this time."

 

Rin: "That's right. And we want them ordered today, got it?!?!"

 

Saber: "Yeah. And some more pink pocky too!"

 

 

 

Asuka: "Really?"

 

Rin: "Saber, this was supposed to be about Yukino."

 

Saber: "I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself."

 

 

 

Saber: "scripple, please take money from the pocky budget and pay for overnight shipping for Yukino's PJs."

 

scripple: "Wow, you all must be serious about this. Ok, I'll see what I can dig up."