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Sh*t Dollfie Owners Say!

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DefectiveAngel

"Looks like her eye is drooping down, time to pop her head off and fix it."

 

"She's just borrowing her body for now."

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Gunter

"I popped her onto a new body but now her boobs are too small..."

 

"She's got ORANGE knees!"

 

-The red leather chair I have apparently instantly stains the new WS vinyl (as in for DDIII)...

 

Relevant more to when I owned resin but...

 

"His face has chipped! I'm gonna have to remove it..."

 

-As in face-up, I usually call it just their "face."

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T-Rho

"Remind me I have two spare bodies under my bed" ..... My friend said this to me and I repeated it to him, and explained if I wasn't a dollfie owner this would sound akward !


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katnaper

She fell and now I have to do surgery on her back...

 

I need to open her eye holes and sand off her lips...

 

Did you see my blow dryer? I need it to soften her head so I can remove her cap and take her eyes out...

 

Why in the world do they have to hot glue her eyes in place?


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Nelly19

I will try

 

To my coworker "bought kailyn some new boobs today, but they won't be shipped from Japan for a while, who would have thought 3 weeks old and needs a breast reduction.....

 

My co-worker "we talking about the doll right !? :s"

 

Me: " I hope so......"

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Learning that its safe outside my shell too

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SakuraSylph

"Her shoulder is broken. You should try fixing it with Plastic Weld."

 

"You can prevent hip problems by installing aluminum discs."

 

"Dismembering her is sometimes the easiest way to put her clothes on."


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Poofiemus
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"Dismembering her is sometimes the easiest way to put her clothes on."

 

So true! Which leads me to suggest a variant I've caught myself using: "One thing I love about my vinyl girls is that I can take off their chests or arms without disassembling them entirely like you would for a resin doll. It's great for getting them dressed!"


In this household, sanity is considered a tresspasser.

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asianed

"...do you think we can hang her from the chandelier?"

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battrastard

"Did you drill a hole in her butt, or did you use a Strap On?"

*when asking about a kitsune tail..*

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"Madness takes it's toll, Please have exact change!"

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baldylox
"...do you think we can hang her from the chandelier?"

 

 

HA HA! I think it was more like:

 

"I wonder if SABER could hang from the chandelier...."

 

Sakura only did it because Saber said it was beneath her to act in such a way. LOL

 

 

 

Billy


I gave up counting the girls I own, they keep multiplying and won't stop.

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wotafarce
"Did you drill a hole in her butt, or did you use a Strap On?"

*when asking about a kitsune tail..*

 

Hahahahaha nearly fell of my seat laughing when I read this one

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archangeli

At our last doll meet:

 

"Just stick your finger in her hip and PUSH til the stick comes out the hole!"

 

(re: how to put a DDS body together... )


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ohsomoe

Okay, I think I'll try one

 

"Gah! I don't have any more Mr.Clean Magic to get this stain out!"


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XOHimitsuOX

"Ah.... my girl broke... how should i fix her" (thinks of ideas in-head)

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Janeway

What about this......

 

My girl needs bigger boobs.

 

I have a bag of body parts in a drew.

 

I have heads laying around the flat.

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katnaper

This...

At our last doll meet:

 

"Just stick your finger in her hip and PUSH til the stick comes out the hole!"

 

(re: how to put a DDS body together... )

 

and this...

"Did you drill a hole in her butt, or did you use a Strap On?"

*when asking about a kitsune tail..*

 

Oh my Noodles! LOL I just about died reading those two comments.


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Anna-neko

"well, looks like its alcohol bath for you again!" (rubbing alcohol, it gets quick stains out after outdoors shoots)

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battrastard

"Oh, nuts, Her foot came off when I took off her boot."

 

I still get a chuckle when hearing someone refer to "Boobsie McBoobsalot" when trying to get outfits to fit...


"Madness takes it's toll, Please have exact change!"

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SisterKyoya
This...
At our last doll meet:

 

"Just stick your finger in her hip and PUSH til the stick comes out the hole!"

 

(re: how to put a DDS body together... )

 

and this...

"Did you drill a hole in her butt, or did you use a Strap On?"

*when asking about a kitsune tail..*

 

Oh my Noodles! LOL I just about died reading those two comments.

 

Nyanko's naughty noodles.

 

I still get a chuckle when hearing someone refer to "Boobsie McBoobsalot" when trying to get outfits to fit...

 

This still runs through my head often too.

 

~Sister Kyoya


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Poofiemus
"Oh, nuts, Her foot came off when I took off her boot."

 

I still get a chuckle when hearing someone refer to "Boobsie McBoobsalot" when trying to get outfits to fit...

 

Well, what would YOU call her improbable cleavage?

 

I shall contribute: "It doesn't say it'll fit her body, but it does say it'll fit large bust. I wonder if I could get it on her if I took her chest off and dropped the dress on her?"


In this household, sanity is considered a tresspasser.

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DivinitaAria

This thread is like that one Whose Line bit where you say something pertaining to a specific situation, but it sounds bad usually ended with "If you know what I mean"

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Kimochi

Im glad Im not the only one who creeps people out! "I got some hands in the mail today" usually is not something people say to one another in conversation.

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