battrastard Posted June 24, 2013 So now she's sitting on the sofa in her underwear, covered in zit cream. I got a good laugh from that one! Thanks! The reality is even weirder than the statement alone! I really need to stop the mental imaging............ "Madness takes it's toll, Please have exact change!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Poofiemus Posted June 24, 2013 So now she's sitting on the sofa in her underwear, covered in zit cream. I got a good laugh from that one! Thanks! The reality is even weirder than the statement alone! I really need to stop the mental imaging............ Just realized I forgot to mention she's bald at the moment, too. 1 In this household, sanity is considered a tresspasser. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katiazza Posted June 24, 2013 I was walking through Wal-Mart with my fiancee tonight and I was looking for silicone earplugs. He asked me what I would need those for (he's not really interested in dolls) and without even thinking about it I said "The silicone holds her eyes in really well!" Some people definitely gave me some weird looks and then I realized what I had said! *Yuzu* DDS Yaya *Yuuko* DDIII Aozaki Aoko *Sakura* DDII Uryuu Sakuno Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chocolateyana Posted June 26, 2013 I think I get stares just talking about something as simple as buying parts. I keep forgetting I can't say these things in public. "I need to buy a new pair of eyes." or "She needs a new hand." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Poofiemus Posted June 26, 2013 Had another one last night: "A day's work is like, a whole Volks outfit for one of the girls!" *pause* "Yeah. I may watch the US dollar to yen exchange rate, but I actually convert USD to Dollfie Dream." What happens when doll people try to keep tabs on the economy! In this household, sanity is considered a tresspasser. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
battrastard Posted June 26, 2013 Had another one last night: "A day's work is like, a whole Volks outfit for one of the girls!" *pause* "Yeah. I may watch the US dollar to yen exchange rate, but I actually convert USD to Dollfie Dream." What happens when doll people try to keep tabs on the economy! True, I've seen before where DD folk have compared whatever they've needed to what they could've bought DD-wise.... 1 "Madness takes it's toll, Please have exact change!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yukamina Posted June 26, 2013 I was walking through Wal-Mart with my fiancee tonight and I was looking for silicone earplugs. He asked me what I would need those for (he's not really interested in dolls) and without even thinking about it I said "The silicone holds her eyes in really well!" Some people definitely gave me some weird looks and then I realized what I had said! Out of context that sounds hilariously weird! My Etsy Shop ~~~ My DeviantArt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bouncing_Tigger Posted August 13, 2013 I only just found this thread and I'm totally cracking up laughing! Being relatively new to the Dollfie world, I can easily imagine how some of these things would cause people to stop and stare when they heard you say it! O.o Worse yet, I realize that I have said some of those same kinds of things since I got my first girl and I never realized until now exactly how they might sound to others!!! My latest: "I do have my fingers around her neck and I am pulling but her head just won't come off!!" to which my daughter responded "You're doing it wrong!! You have to pull and twist her head at the same time!!" lmao 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keijogirl Posted August 14, 2013 "I have two eyeless girls sitting in a bag at home." -- Me xD Everything that I catch myself and my friends saying makes us sound like we abduct people lmao At Home: Kiyo, Hikaru , Nikko, Komaki, Miho, Kana-chan, Tamakits, Illya, Misa, Deku, Nao, Zana, Ciri, Aki, Alisa, Kana, Yuka, Kiki, Komaki (Oni Mode), Ai, Chili, Nagisa, DDh03, Erica, Miyabi, Jun, Haruka, Sasha, and Laila Saving for: Accessories! Clothes! Shoes! The Works! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Poofiemus Posted August 14, 2013 "I'm getting my first floating head!" . . . well I am. EDIT: Oh, nearly forgot this exchange from earlier tonight. Me: I'm oggling eyeballs! Mom: (referencing something from earlier in the chat) Oh that's pretty obnoxious. (back to eyeballs) That's not something you hear everyday. Me: Oggling eyes? Yeah, I guess that is pretty rude. In this household, sanity is considered a tresspasser. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bouncing_Tigger Posted August 14, 2013 "I have two eyeless girls sitting in a bag at home." -- Me xD Everything that I catch myself and my friends saying makes us sound like we abduct people lmao Sounds like an episode of "Criminal Minds"!!! "...and the serial killer collects the eyes of his victims and then shoves the bodies in a bag in his basement...." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bouncing_Tigger Posted August 14, 2013 I'm oggling eyeballs! "...and as our episode continues we find that the killer has an accomplice with an unnatural attraction to eyes, oggling those that have been removed from the bodies in the bags..." It might be a good thing that you both were not in the same public place having a conversation like this!! I can only imagine the people who would make a wide path around you as they whispered something like "Stay far, far away from those people!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
archangeli Posted August 14, 2013 While rummaging around my doll stuff a couple days ago: Me: "Goddammit! Where are my panties!" Hubby: Aren't you wearing them? Me: Not MY panties. The Volks ones I just ordered. T__T" Archangeli.net | Twitter: @MsArchangeli | YouTube: Archangeli Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
battrastard Posted August 16, 2013 Amigo: Can you help me find his penis? Me: Is it that small? Then we both laughed like little 14 year olds. I'd like to thank you for making me spew my beer all over my keyboard for that one! Very good!! 1 "Madness takes it's toll, Please have exact change!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anna-neko Posted August 16, 2013 Today my friend came over with her DDs and resins. One of her boys has a um...detachable junk and it fell somewhere. Amigo: Can you help me find his penis? . ...you owe me a new keyboard .. this one is now far too soaked in tea to be usable Also, detachable junk?? OMG, its just like that song!! ... and is it like attaching with magnets? Can we see?!?! For science! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bouncing_Tigger Posted August 16, 2013 Today my friend came over with her DDs and resins. One of her boys has a um...detachable junk and it fell somewhere. Amigo: Can you help me find his penis? Me: Is it that small? Then we both laughed like little 14 year olds. What a hoot!! There goes my mouth full of coffee all over my desk! So is this what they mean when they talk about "Snap-On Tools"??!! (My mechanic husband is cracking up right now!!) 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sekitan no Hashira Posted August 17, 2013 Today my friend came over with her DDs and resins. One of her boys has a um...detachable junk and it fell somewhere. Amigo: Can you help me find his penis? Me: Is it that small? Then we both laughed like little 14 year olds. There goes my calm and quiet day. My parents in the next room now want to know what I just snorted at. Specializing in the art of being different, which is a polite way of saying "weird." I do think I'm too young for this hobby… Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yukamina Posted August 19, 2013 Lol, I have a resin boy with detachable junk too. He's on a Spiritdoll body, which I got 'cause the body sculpt is super nice. I keep the, uh, extra piece put away with other doll stuff. So when I'm looking for eyes or something I'll pick it up, like "what's this? ....Oh." One time I had to remove his normal bits for the sake of some really tight pants, and it took me a while to find the piece again later Poor boy. 1 1 My Etsy Shop ~~~ My DeviantArt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bouncing_Tigger Posted August 19, 2013 Lol, I have a resin boy with detachable junk too. He's on a Spiritdoll body, which I got 'cause the body sculpt is super nice. I keep the, uh, extra piece put away with other doll stuff. So when I'm looking for eyes or something I'll pick it up, like "what's this? ....Oh." One time I had to remove his normal bits for the sake of some really tight pants, and it took me a while to find the piece again later Poor boy. this makes me think of someone overhearing the phrase "Now where did I leave his 'junk'? I know it has to be here somewhere!" and it brings new meaning to the words "junk drawer"!!! (bad pun, I know, but I couldn't resist1) 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Poofiemus Posted August 19, 2013 Lol, man, if I ever get a doll with the removable "option parts" I'm going to be SO paranoid about loosing it/them. Poor dude's junk is probably going to constantly live in the junk drawer just to keep it safe. In this household, sanity is considered a tresspasser. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Poofiemus Posted August 20, 2013 Okay, got another contribution, which I scared my coworkers with earlier today. "I just got a new head, but she doesn't have a body yet, so I stuck her in a mason jar for safekeeping." Though this may not be "dollfie owners" so much as just me. 2 In this household, sanity is considered a tresspasser. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
battrastard Posted August 20, 2013 Okay, got another contribution, which I scared my coworkers with earlier today. "I just got a new head, but she doesn't have a body yet, so I stuck her in a mason jar for safekeeping." Though this may not be "dollfie owners" so much as just me. OMFG!! I so could've used this a few years ago, when I was an instructor at a local aviation repair facility: "Well, this is the Last person who asked me that question. Would you like to try again?" "Madness takes it's toll, Please have exact change!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bouncing_Tigger Posted August 20, 2013 "Well, this is the Last person who asked me that question. Would you like to try again?" I love it! I can think of about a million places where I would just love to use that if I thought I could get away with it! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Poofiemus Posted August 20, 2013 OMFG!! I so could've used this a few years ago, when I was an instructor at a local aviation repair facility: "Well, this is the Last person who asked me that question. Would you like to try again?" LOL I love it! Should've known you'd appreciate my warped sense of humor. I was actually inspired by the heads-in-jars in Girl Genius--been telling myself pretty much ever since I got Agatha that this is how I'd deal with a floating head. 1 In this household, sanity is considered a tresspasser. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aronzo96 Posted September 20, 2013 "No, you can't use that pan for your macaroni, I'm using it to boil some hair" (perming a heat-resistant wig when my boyfriend wanted to cook) "I can just pop her head open and show you" "Why yes, the hair just yanks right off!" "Oh no, her leg always turns backwards like that. Don't worry about it." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
