Sh*t Dollfie Owners Say!

"No, you can't use that pan for your macaroni, I'm using it to boil some hair"

 

(perming a heat-resistant wig when my boyfriend wanted to cook)

 

I had a similar occurrence.

"Oh, the teapot's on? Can I have a cup too?"

"Um sure... After I relax Vera's hair."

"... What?"

"I'll put another pot in a minute."

 

I have a leekewig that was super curly, put it keep getting frizzier and frizzier. So I relaxed most of the curls till there was just a slight wave and the ends curl up. I loved that as I was pouring almost boiling water over the wig the first thing my husband notice was I was using a beer bottle to keep it raise off the sink.

For me...

 

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY DOLLY IS STAINED! Aha! Time to buy some acne cream"

 

"Hmmm...Wig is too long...Time to style it!"

 

"Yay body arrives! Oops, I forgot to buy pantsu~"

 

"OMG your girl is so cute! Did you do the faceup?"

 

"Where did you get her clothes?"

 

(I think this is for some fans) "When will male Dollfie Dreams come out! My girl is sooo lonely!"

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Edited August 25, 2023 by ParacosmDoll

minorly amusing moment this morning about telling half truiths about serious business:

 

 

finnleo: *forks over about 70 euros to the gov in customs fees... again.. *

mr. s: Wtf did you order to pay that kinda import amount

finnleo: S, doll panties..

mr. s: That's a lot of panties

"OH sh*t, this one is cute too"

"oh sh*t, another cute head on YJA"

"oh sh*t my wallet"

LOL

literally everyday.

This is about a resin doll, but it's still thematically good for this topic, I guess.

 

I was visiting a friend yesterday, and I was using her (much better than mine) hot glue gun to hot glue suede my Leah. I got a few strings of glue on her private parts, and I said, "oh, no, you've got goop all over your private parts, Leah." I was genuinely upset about getting glue on her surface, but then I realized what I said. I then said, "wow, that sounded a lot more innocent in my head than it did coming out of my mouth." Laughs were had

Heh, been a while since I've seen this thread...

 

My "aunt" came down from Colorado a few months ago for a visit. (She has breast cancer, which is thankfully in remission, btw)

When she walked in, she dramatically took off her wig and said "Tadaaaaaa~~~!!"

I immediately went to my room, came out with Tana, whipped off her wig too and said, "We're with you all the way!!"

*Totally made her visit!*

 

Other one:

 

Our neighbor across the road is slowly being indoctrinated to the "Dark Side" as I've explained the DD

world to her. *And she's read this thread, to much amusement!*

When I got the MDD body for Tana, I had ordered clothes from Mint on Card.

She was in the car on the way home when I picked up the package, and I opened it right there.

The expression on her face seeing all these tiny items of clothing was priceless!

Upon the arrival of Illya...

 

Me: (yelling to my husband) ILLYA'S HERE!! SHE'S HERE!!!

Postal Guy: (confused look on his face) Um...Who's here?

Me: Our newest daughter!!! She's finally here!!

Postal Guy: takes one step back so he's closer to the door and faintly says "daughter?" while looking very oddly at the box he is balancing

Me: DOLL...She's a new doll...We collect dolls

Postal Guy: smiles weakly and says "Oh! Nice. Sign here please."

 

I think he just wanted to very quickly escape from the nut house he thought he had entered. If I could have taken a picture of the look on his face when I said it was our newest daughter, it would have probably been worth about a million bucks!!

Postal Guy: smiles weakly and says "Oh! Nice. Sign here please."

 

I think he just wanted to very quickly escape from the nut house he thought he had entered.

 

I can just imagine the story he'd be telling his co-workers in the break room!!

Many of the quotes written are the only ones I've really have kind of said either out loud or in my head since I'm just starting out.

But I have talked to my doll a little since I was bored out of my mind and said:

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"Oh right, you can't see me but you can hear me"

since she doesn't have any eyes in right at this moment.

Also told her that she was awesome and stuff like that since I'm just so excited to have my DD Alna White Christmas Ver. head finally home~ ^^ Too bad the eyes they sent with her were too big.

Edited March 21, 2019 by Pickle

I can just imagine the story he'd be telling his co-workers in the break room!

 

With my luck, the next thing I'll hear is that they won't deliver to my door anymore! LOL

If you wanna fix the eyes, you gotta get that scalp off.

 

Inspired by my personal commentary on an episode of Louie

This one is sh*t a non dollfie owner said. I recently got some new doll clothes from my friend and my grandfather walked in on me changing my Renata into some overalls. This is what he said, "They're making overalls for dolls now? Why do they have holes in them?" LOL these were distressed overalls. I can't stop thinking about how funny it is since he doesn't understand the distressed/worn look.

Edited June 1, 2014 by Guest

Why do they have holes in them?" LOL these were distressed overalls. I can't stop thinking about how funny it is since he doesn't understand the distressed/worn look.

 

I'm afraid I don't really 'get it' either! We always tell our daughter she doesn't have to pay those crazy prices for already holey jeans. Instead, she can take her dad's $20 work jeans when he's done with them...custom holes and rips because of battery acid spills, welding dots, random rips and tears, faded because of frequent washing, etc. I don't know why she never takes him up on his offer!!

My grandfather made the same proposal to me and I didn't take him up on it either LOL!

Holey Jeans that's what he calls them too.

My grandfather made the same proposal to me and I didn't take him up on it either LOL!

Holey Jeans that's what he calls them too.

 

You're making me feel old...but that's OK because I am!!!

I can see getting pre-ripped jeans for dolls, since it's not like they'll put them through normal wear and tear. But I do think it's a little pointless for people. ^^;

 

As for new thread content, today I realized and marveled:

 

"You know you've really bonded with your dolls when they each 'react' differently to stain treatment."

 

Had this realization now that I've got Homura in her first treatment session. She reacts with vengeance and murderous intent. Agatha always seems excruciatingly bored, and Nanoha's just kind of relaxed with it, like, "Well, since I have to be bald and naked, I may as well enjoy it", and lounges around in kind of suntanning poses. Wonder how Miku will react to it when she shows up. . .

"I think her boobs are too small, I'll swap out her bust tomorrow."

 

"Oh yeah, those new pai are SUPER squishy! Plus they look great stuffed into a bra."

 

Billy

 

A month into the hobby and I have already said both of those

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Edited August 25, 2023 by ParacosmDoll

Well, although my experience is with resin ABJDs as opposed to being Dollfie specific, since there are a lot of similar shared experiences here I hope you don't mind if I add a couple.

 

"Darned post man left my eyes on the porch again, didn't he. Oh well, at least he knows where to hide them properly so no one else will find them" has been one memorable one, along with muttering to myself "no no no no, come back here with my hands" when chasing the postal truck just leaving my driveway when a postie decided just to leave a parcel collection slip on my door rather than ringing to door-bell to see if anyone was home.

 

Also, I end to talk to my dolls when I am customising them or doing general cleaning maintenance to there will be the occasional muttering like "there we go, your nips and butt are all clean now but it took me forever to get all that blue dye out of your crotch" when removing stains with magic sponge and cream cleanser or isopropyl, or "argh, why can't I get all that stoopid gunk out of your head, where's my scrapey thingy and tooth-brush" when cleaning out remnants of eye putty, especially when it's nasty potentially long-term head and eye damaging oil-based Plasticine putty which I personally hate.

i know its a classic but...

 

I remember when i was waiting for my dolly head and i say to my mom: i think my head is coming

 

my mom looked at me terrified and said: what? your head?

Me: yes, my dolly head

mom: oh okay...

 

she looked totally confuse until she understood of what i was meaning because i showed her my dolls.

Bux_Darkangel and I must be too used to her Suigintou being without a real head.

 

Seeing a headless body is almost worse than a floating head, so I put a tennis ball on her for the time being:

 

IMG_0255 by rattbastard, on Flickr

 

IMG_0269 by rattbastard, on Flickr

 

 

To keep on topic, a few days ago we bought a bag of three more tennis balls, to give Suigintou more expressions.

When asked what we were doing, I replied:

 

"Oh, Bux_Darkangel's drawing smiley faces on her balls."

 

You could clearly hear jaws drop........

@battrastard, that's brilliant! Hahaha xD

 

Weirdest thing I might have said (as well in the bjd hobby as dollfie dream):

 

"I have too many heads laying around."

"Today the new body should come in!"

"She seriously doesn't want me to take her pants off" (when dressing one that doesn't coorperate with me :') )

omg that tennis ball head is hilarious

 

lol

 

the other doll almost looks concerned

OMG nice outfit , I wish they have in doll's size..

 

always on my head