Anyone able to get in touch with baldylox IRL?

It appears that his email account has been compromised.

In a chat with the imposter, Bizarro-Billy made the statement:

"I don't need any more maid sets"

I suspect foul play...maybe Rei finally snapped and took him out.

 

Hmmm... he seems to still be posting as I just looked at his Valentine's post. Mind you I am not sure if that's him or if Rei would even bother play Bizzaro-Billy. I don't know of anyone who lives close enough to him to check.

Hmmm... Does sound suspicious. I imagine that if his demise is confirmed it will trigger a "Mad Mad Mad Mad World" style race to get to his place and raid his stash of girls, clothes, and furniture.

 

You know, the more I think about it, the more plausible the Rei theory starts to sound... In another thread he mentioned Manami not needing more candy. In fact, I really wonder just how long this has gone on, since I distinctly remember a month or so ago a comment about not wanting to get any more girls for a while, which seems VERY un-Billy-like.

 

Wait, didn't we see a picture of him lying dead on the floor with a triumphant Saber standing over him, recently? Is this a conspiracy between Saber and Rei?

 

I'm starting to get really concerned! What if somebody else manages to snap up Hitomi before I can get there? I mean, Oh, no! Poor Baldylox, what a tragedy!!

As soon as we see any of his girls getting breast reduction surgery, it will be definitive proof of Billy's game reaching a bad end.

 

Wait...something happened to Baldy? NO!! I'll get my buddy and storm his house if we have to!

Do not worry people, I am just fine. Why Kymaera has started all of this crazy talk is beyond me. Everything at home is just fine. My work has gotten much busier so I do not have quite as much time to devote to my girls as I used to, altho I know I need to pay them more attention because they deserve better.

 

As for the questions about Saber offing me, that is untrue. She was only acting there for the sake of a laugh. Yes, she is quite the funny girl.

 

And Manami has cut back on her sugar intake due to several toothaches hitting her all at once. I feel sorry for her but at the same time she knew it could happen. Several of her concerned sisters tried to warn her, especially Rei, but as usual she did not pay them any heed. So now she has to get some cavities repaired before she can injest any more sweets.

 

So please do not worry about me, I am in good health and doing well. It is nice to see people concerned about me though, I do appreciate that.

 

Thank you very much and please have a good day.

 

 

Baldylox

Well that's good o.o was about to say lol

. . . no contractions, signed as "Baldylox" rather than "Billy". . . Something IS up! Though I can't tell if his account's been hijacked or if he's just got Rei staring ominously over his shoulder.

 

Nanoha and I would like to volunteer for the intervention, though I've requested Nanoha refrain from using particularly destructive maneuvers like Divine Buster as I don't think Billy would be happy for his liberation to lead to a giant home insurance claim.

 

Agatha, on the other hand, thoroughly approves and welcomes our new red-eyed, blue-haired overlord.

Actually, it appears that Billy wrote this, but under duress. The structure is very odd with a mixture of sentence fragements and run-on sentences. However, if you take the first letter of each sentence, you get:

DWEMASYAISSSIT

which seems innocent enough..until you realize that it's an anagram for:

"ASSIST! I AM DEWY!"

 

It's clear that Rei is subjecting him to water boarding.

Dewy trust his posts from now on? Perhaps Rei is working on infiltrating the homes of the DD forum members to set up her own spy network. (Rainie would be jealous!) She has somehow ended up on my Japanese flashcards. きれい (ki-re-i) sure sounds a lot like cute Rei... (きれい means beautiful) Or it could have just been Yuriko scribbling on things about Billy's girls again...

 

~Sister Kyoya

"Dewy" actually hypothesize that Manami and Reiko were having another bout of "Tequila Shooters" and accidentally bumped the lid on Rei's gene sequencer/cloning cooler and knocked Billy out cold? (Possibly with Rei "covering up" said incident until he regains consciousness/loses that second head?)

 

The world will never know.......... (If Rei has anything to say about it!!)