OtakuDepot Posted June 20, 2011 The other day I got home and Lily said she needed to talk to me. Alone. Lily: "Ok Daddy, please sit down." Me: "Ummm, sure. OK. What's up? Lily: "I think we have a bit of a problem." Me: "A problem, what's wrong honey?" Lily: "It's about how you have been coming home late from work a number of times in the last few weeks. You never call us to let us know and we are home worried sick about you. I know what you are doing after work? Chatting with Balldylox and Jun97 - about who knows what. Most likely about breasts!!! I'm fine with you talking with the other boys but at least let us know your going to be late." Me: "Oh, I'm sorry about that. I didn't think tha-......" Lily: "You didn't think you could call us because your phone was out of power again, right?" Me: ".... Yes." Lily: "Why do you keep using this old thing anyway? You work in technology, you are surrounded by computers at home and at work but you keep using this outdated phone that hardly works when it does have power." Me: "Yes, you are absolutely right. I need to get a new phone pretty soon." Lily: "There is no 'pretty soon' about it. This thing is going in the trash and it's going there now!" Me: "What?!?!" Lily: "Daddy, let's face it. When it comes to the world of technology that phone was equal to a couple of paper cups and some string. I know you want a cool new smartphone and I think it's time you had one. Lily: "I have something I want to show you. I just need to grab it here...." Me: "Um, what are you doing?" Lily: "Ah, here we go..." Me: "What the..." Lily: "Ta-Da!!! My sisters and I chipped in and got you a new present. Me: "Wow! How did you get it to fit in your..... never mind. It's looks amazing Honey." Lily: "It's an Android phone, I think it's called the HTC Thunderdolt or something." Me: "I think it's called the Thunderbolt. Is it really for me? Thank you so much. I'll have to thank all the other girls for chipping in as well. Wait, chipped in? With whose money?" Lily: "That's not really important now." Lily: "What is important is that you make sure you always call us if your going to be late. Understand?" Me: "Yes dear. I understand." It seems like Lily is still really upset about me not calling... I think I need to do something to take her mind off it. She's wearing her new Volks Stylish Maid Kimono that looks adorable on her. I should let her know how cute she is, it may take her mind off being made at me. Me: "It's so nice seeing you wear your new maid kimono. You really look lovely in it. I think those knee-highs are adorable!!!" Lily: "Oh, really? Thank you. You don't think these ribbons are too large do you?" Me: "I don't think so but I don't know much about fashion. I only know what I like." Lily: "I do love all the detail like the lace under the mini skirt and the ruffles on the apron." Lily: "It also has that cute bow that Yoko's outfit had. I really love the black background behind the floral print. It really makes it stand out." Me: "I like that as well. The colors are really nice and it fits you so well." Lily: "Are these shoes ok with the outfit Daddy?" Me: "Oh, those are the ones from Dollmore, right? I like how they look but it seems they may be a bit big for you." Lily: "Yes, they are a little big but not that bad." Me: "You really are adorable in that outfit, then again you are adorable in everything." Lily: "Thank you so much Daddy. If you keep it up I'm going to start blushing..." Me: "Oh, I'd like that. Do you mind posing for one more picture for me?" Lily: "Ok Daddy. Me: "Ok, perfect. Thank you so much honey. I'll make sure I call you to let you know if I'm running late from now on." Lily: "Ok, you better or I may have to give you a spanking. hehehe" **James Otaku Depot's growing family. “Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.” ― Terry Pratchett, Jingo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mitsuki Posted June 20, 2011 That's so adorable! I love how that huge phone fits in her outfit. Your girls are so sweet to worry about you and get you such a nice phone. That is so funny she was able to get distracted by compliments on her outfit. It does look so lovely on her. Her eyes really stand out with the reddish tones of the outfit. Those shoes and thigh high stockings are so cute too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jun97 Posted June 20, 2011 Lily looks great in that outfit! Tell her I said she looks very cute, and lovely! and that chatting thing? All Baldylox's fault! He's the one who's blabbing all the time about breasts, and won't let me get in my serious questions about photography techniques. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Averis Posted June 20, 2011 Hehe, what a nice gift from a lovely daughter. You're a lucky guy! I wonder what else she has hidden under there? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pupi Posted June 20, 2011 Aw, what a lovely girls you have! Saving money to get a phone to always keep track of daddy XD Always remember: returning home late without call the family at home is a no-no! enthusiast pasta girl - she/her - power bi Mini Mode Lab Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Milk Posted June 20, 2011 A nice but stern girl you have there. She and the others got you a HTC, you're a lucky man! I still wonder though how she got it in her outfit... home ‣ Victoria Beatrice {DD Beatrice} ▪ DD 2B ▪ DDB 9S ▪ Lavi {TF Murphy} ▪ Mocha {TF Fluffy} ▪ Anastasia {TF Ashley} ▪ TakoTako {TF Piercy} waiting for ‣ DDS Alisaie ▪ DDSB Alphinaud ▪ TinyFox Poison Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OtakuDepot Posted June 20, 2011 Thank you everyone! Lily is a bit stern but she really does consider herself the protector of the house hold so she said it's important to know where everybody is. Thankfully she is really fond of pretty clothes and dressing up so it was an easy way for me to get her distracted and take some of the heat off me. Hehe, what a nice gift from a lovely daughter. You're a lucky guy! I wonder what else she has hidden under there? I wondered the same thing and when I asked her she said: "More than you could handle." **James Otaku Depot's growing family. “Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.” ― Terry Pratchett, Jingo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baldylox Posted June 20, 2011 Such great photos! Perfect lighting, excellent sunject matter and good story. I expect no less from my Camera Sensei. I love Saber in that outfit! Perfect suits her disposition! And she's hawt! Plus, you got the ANGRY FINGAH! I usually only see Rin or an Aoi doing that. So funny to see Saber doing it! Now, as to the following: Lily looks great in that outfit! Tell her I said she looks very cute, and lovely! and that chatting thing? All Baldylox's fault! He's the one who's blabbing all the time about breasts, and won't let me get in my serious questions about photography techniques. Now look here! I may talk about plushies and send yall some links but I'm the one taking all James time away! YOU do that with all your photo questions! Seriously, you really don't know where the power button is on your camera? You NEED James to tell you? Sheesh.... Billy I gave up counting the girls I own, they keep multiplying and won't stop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
littlebearries Posted June 20, 2011 LOL, how dare you make them worry... ah... but wait... the result is you get a shiny new phone, a moment of wondering what Lily is fondling under her maid outfit and a close inspection of stockings, thighs, ruffles... etc... Yeah, I'd say you should misbehave more often. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baldylox Posted June 20, 2011 LOL, how dare you make them worry... ah... but wait... the result is you get a shiny new phone, a moment of wondering what Lily is fondling under her maid outfit and a close inspection of stockings, thighs, ruffles... etc... Yeah, I'd say you should misbehave more often. I concur with this most excellent assessment of the situation. Billy I gave up counting the girls I own, they keep multiplying and won't stop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fenrir z78 Posted June 20, 2011 Good story. Girls can hide things in the oddest of places. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Averis Posted June 20, 2011 Hehe, what a nice gift from a lovely daughter. You're a lucky guy! I wonder what else she has hidden under there? I wondered the same thing and when I asked her she said: "More than you could handle." **James Haha! Oh really? Hmm... (daydreams) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Galvatim Posted June 21, 2011 Lily is most impressive, hiding that phone is her lovely maid outfit! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
salica Posted June 21, 2011 I remember , I had a cell that looks like that 10 or 12 years ago I'm telling you again , you are screwed ! You will have to call them 5 times a day now , you have no excuses anymore ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Suzuna Posted June 21, 2011 Indeed, no excuses! And I bet they'll want you to make a picture of them the background to help you remember! If Saber didn't do so already before giving it to you, that is... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OtakuDepot Posted June 21, 2011 Indeed, no excuses! And I bet they'll want you to make a picture of them the background to help you remember! If Saber didn't do so already before giving it to you, that is... Haha - Trust me. I'll remember from now on. I remember , I had a cell that looks like that 10 or 12 years ago I'm telling you again , you are screwed ! You will have to call them 5 times a day now , you have no excuses anymore ! As old as that phone was I must admit I got a lot of time out of it. About 5 or 6 years without having to buy a new battery. Only cost $20 as well. Good story. Girls can hide things in the oddest of places. Thank you! Yes, it's amazing how they can hide stuff like that. **James Otaku Depot's growing family. “Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.” ― Terry Pratchett, Jingo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites