Zombie plans

It appears the girls have been assembled for a reason as of yet unknown to them......

 

Ericka: "I wonder why Asuka asked us to meet here?"

Saber: "I do not know. She interrupted my nap. I hope it isn't about my eating all the turkey. It's likely why I'm so tired."

Ericka: "You ate all the turkey? Saber-sama that was a whole bird!"

Saber: "Yeah. I despise small portions...."

 

Asuka: "Okay, So you are probably both wondering why I called you here. *Sigh* It's mainly because Papa gave me five dollars and told me to teach you both about Zombie survival. not like I believe stupid things like that. Oh, and I'd like to thank Stupid Saber for wearing something appropriate for our lesson today! Idiot."

 

Saber: "I'm an Emperor. I may wear whatever I please to whatever event I please. YOU kicked me out of bed to waste my time. I chose to stay in my current garments. you may thank me later."

 

Asuka: "Hmmph. Whatever. Anyway, Do either of you chowder-brains know what the most important item to have with you in the event you have to leave your home due to it being overrun by the undead?"

 

Ericka: "Oooh! I know! My Hello Kitty hoodie! Y'know? because it would be cold at night and stuff?"

Saber: "ZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZ"

 

Asuka: "Wake up! If I'm not able to convince papa that I actually taught you something he might not pay me! and NO Beeka! it's not a 'hello kitty' anything. Zombies would probably eat you just for wearing it!"

Ericka: "Awwww...."

 

Asuka: "Moving on. You are stranded in the-WHAT!?

 

Ericka: "I'm kinda cold now. can I get my kitty hoodie?"

Asuka: "No! Now sit still!"

Ericka: "This isn't much fun."

Asuka: *Ignores her* "You are stranded in the woods with no food. where do you go?"

 

Saber: "McDonalds."

Asuka: "Not McDonalds"

Saber: "Do whatever you wish. *I* would go to McDonalds."

Asuka: "I'm getting a headache."

 

Asuka: "And where do you think you're going?"

Ericka: "I'm cold. I really want to get my hoodie."

Asuka: "Fine do whatever you want. I'm not making any progress here anyway."

Ericka: "Okay! Thanks Asuka!"

 

Asuka: "Attention span of toddlers. *Sigh* and then there were two..."

Saber: "I guess so."

 

Saber: "You may proceed if you wish. I was very interested in your lecture."

Asuka: "Really? I didn't think you were listening at all."

Saber: "Please, Continue."

Asuka: "Okay."

 

Asuka: "Now the most important thing to remember when faced with the legions of the undead is that they have one central weakness."

Saber: ".........."

 

Asuka: "Destroying the brain. DO NOT light them on fire! The only thing worse than a zombie attacking you is a Zombie attacking you ON FIRE!"

Saber: *Click click click*

 

Asuka: "And remember, it's usually safer to stick to open spaces, you don't want to get cornered!"

Saber: *crunch, crunch"

 

Asuka: "Anyway, Having personally witnessed and surviving the end of the world once, it's nothing I could wish on anybody."

".............."

 

Asuka: "You have been really quiet back there, did you fall asleep again! I smell french fries!"

 

Asuka: "OH! Why do I even bother! Hmmph!"

 

*The end*

I just love the humor in this story.

 

Saber shouting "Mcdonalds" an raising her arm was the funniest bit for me.

 

I fee sorry for Asuka as she may not get her money now an she wasted a her time trying to tell the girls what to do.

Poooor asuka xD she only want to teach what to do when ... And nobodys listening to her >___< ...

Ha ha! I guess Saber and Beeka will be out of luck if the zombies do come.

 

Your girls should join the message board at www.scripple.org. It's a board where you AND your dolls can post -- some of the interactions are really funny! Your girls would fit in nicely.

I just love the humor in this story.

 

Saber shouting "Mcdonalds" an raising her arm was the funniest bit for me.

 

I fee sorry for Asuka as she may not get her money now an she wasted a her time trying to tell the girls what to do.

 

Thanks much! Yeah, I probably should have told Asuka that if she worked some burgers into her lesson plan, Saber might have paid attention. It all worked out for her in the end though. I paid her for trying.

Poooor asuka xD she only want to teach what to do when ... And nobodys listening to her >___< ...

 

Hehe. I think Asuka has just been watching too many horror movies with me. I figured she could at least share her knowledge of the walking dead. I guess I was mistaken?

Ha ha! I guess Saber and Beeka will be out of luck if the zombies do come.

 

Your girls should join the message board at http://www.scripple.org. It's a board where you AND your dolls can post -- some of the interactions are really funny! Your girls would fit in nicely.

 

I'm not too worried about it. Saber carries a sword as big as my forearm. and Beeka-chan tends to cling to her. they'll be okay. At least Asuka got paid after all. It's not easy trying to teach those two anything. >_< I had seen some of scripples stories, They were actually some of the first photo stories I read. I think I might join up. looks like fun!

Super cute story! Often this is how I feel trying to get our DD to do anything. Asuka really does have a point about Zombies on fire... I never really thought about it. Bonus points for the Agatha Christie reference.

 

~Sister Kyoya

This story really made me laugh, I loved it! Silly Saber!

Super cute story! Often this is how I feel trying to get our DD to do anything. Asuka really does have a point about Zombies on fire... I never really thought about it. Bonus points for the Agatha Christie reference.

 

~Sister Kyoya

 

They are hard to motivate aren't they? Hahaha. Zombies on fire are bad news. Somebody would need to make a 1/3 Scale Eva 02 and it won't be an issue. Thanks for the comments! Glad you liked it!

This story really made me laugh, I loved it! Silly Saber!

 

Thanks! I'm glad it was enjoyed.

That is awesome! hmmm Maybe one important asset for Zombie Apocalypse survival is an attention span. But they are so cute not paying attention. Poor Asuka. That is nice you gave her some money though.

 

Your girls would be a lot of fun on scripple's forum.

That is awesome! hmmm Maybe one important asset for Zombie Apocalypse survival is an attention span. But they are so cute not paying attention. Poor Asuka. That is nice you gave her some money though.

 

Your girls would be a lot of fun on scripple's forum.

Asuka is happier now. I ended up getting her the volks sailor tulle set. Pretty cranium got me to go to scripple's sight the other day. I'll see you there!

The Volks Sailor Tulle set is so cute! Asuka will be adorable in it. I see PrettyCranium is quite persuasive. I know I can't say no to her.

Very good story! There personalities were very entertaining together.

Very good story! There personalities were very entertaining together.

Thanks! Heh, one thing those girls don't lack is personality. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Poor Auska. She can never catch a break. Here she is trying to help the girls by informing them about the coming Zombie outbreak and no one will listen. Oh well, all Saber needs to know is aim for the head.

Poor Auska. She can never catch a break. Here she is trying to help the girls by informing them about the coming Zombie outbreak and no one will listen. Oh well, all Saber needs to know is aim for the head.

The best way to take 'em down! Haha.

So... Saber has a laptop that can dispense McDonalds fries? Where do I get one?!

So... Saber has a laptop that can dispense McDonalds fries? Where do I get one?!

 

Shhh! Saber doesn't know about the Vaio fry app! she had those on her!

That was funny XD I think with saber around the zombies wont stand much of a chance though hehe

That was funny XD I think with saber around the zombies wont stand much of a chance though hehe

Thanks! Saber keeps that big sword close at hand, so you're probably right. Haha.

lawl I know how Asuka feels XD This was entertaining and oh so familiar in the attention span part. I loved all the random things happening behind Asuka as she continued her lecture XD

lawl I know how Asuka feels XD This was entertaining and oh so familiar in the attention span part. I loved all the random things happening behind Asuka as she continued her lecture XD

 

Haha, Thank you.