Winning a friend.

Although having a rather uneventful arrival, Aoko's short time here has seen a bit of hostility from Asuka and Saber, who feel threatened by my love of Witch on a Holy Night And Tsukihime due to the inclusion of Aoko Aozaki. -one of my favorite characters of all time.

 

Yesterday Aoko set out to make peace with the natives and show them they had nothing to fear.

 

Ericka: "Vroom! Whoosh!"

 

Ericka: "Starscream is a fool! Only I, Thundercracker can lead the decepticons to glory! PEW PEW!"

 

*Door opens and closes* Ericka: "Oh, Hey Aoko-Sama, Where did you go so early?"

 

Aoko: "Oh, I just had to run to McDonalds to get some food."

 

Ericka: "Oh! I'm so sorry Aoko-sama! Was the food I made not any good?"

Aoko: "Relax, It's nothing like that. The food you made me was wonderful. Silverwing told me that Saber likes junk food. I'm going to try to break the ice."

 

Aoko: "I even brought you coffee as thanks for the wonderful meal."

Ericka: "Oh, Thank you!"

 

Aoko: "Speaking of which, Where is Saber?"

Ericka: "Oh! I think she's on the desk watching cartoons."

 

*A long whistle and a bang sound from the laptop*

Saber: "Heh, Foolish coyote. when will he learn that the roadrunner will win every time."

 

Aoko: "Hey, What's up?"

Saber: "Can't you see that I'm clearly busy watching an animated nature dobleepentary? I have a mind to- Wait. I smell grease and salt."

 

*Plop-doughnut falls in lap*

Saber: "I...I see you bought McDonalds...."

Aoko: "Yeah.... *Sigh*

 

Saber: "Wha, Why the long face? How could anybody be glum with a big mac?

Aoko: "Well, When I ordered it I was starving. But by the time I came home my appetite had subsided. I can't eat it, and I don't want to be wasteful and throw it away...."

 

Saber: "As Emperor, I have a proposal. I could do you a favor and eat that food for you. That way you don't have to. and nothing would be wasted. Consider it a personal favor."

Aoko: "You would do that for me?"

 

*speaking with mouth full*

Saber: "You betcha."

Aoko: "Thank you Caesar, you are thoughtful and generous beyond all."

Saber: "Yes, I know."

 

Saber: "It seems, I may have misjudged you. Perhaps you could come watch animated nature shows with me again? My offer will stand to clear any food you cannot eat."

Aoko: "That sounds lovely."

Saber: "Won't you stay?"

 

Aoko: "Another time perhaps. I want to go meet Asuka and hopefully clear the air."

Saber: "Ah, I believe she's in the basement on another Nendo Safari. apparently all the fish sandwiches were eaten right off the traps."

Aoko: "Then I'll look there. Good day Caesar."

 

Saber: "Delightful girl. I wish her luck in making peace with Asuka. She will certainly need it."

 

To be continued....

the roadrunner might win. he always has these very well thought out plans. itsthe equipment thats faulty. i always wonder why he still orders at acme. and i thought asuka likes nendo

Nice pictures and l like the last one.

all roads lead to... Saber's tummy =P

the roadrunner might win. he always has these very well thought out plans. itsthe equipment thats faulty. i always wonder why he still orders at acme. and i thought asuka likes nendo

 

You're right, I always wondered why the coyote never tried to get his money back. Or buy from a different company.

Nice pictures and l like the last one.

 

Thanks, I like that one too. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

all roads lead to... Saber's tummy =P

 

Haha, she's a human food disposal, that's for sure.

"Animated nature dobleepentary" I find it really funny at how often everyone's Sabers are bribed with such ease as long as there is food involved. Is this something from her character, or is it DD Saber specific?

 

Great job on the story! It is a lot of fun to read!

 

~Sister Kyoya

Kehe. That was cute. "Wait - I smell grease and salt". That killed me.

Kehe. That was cute. "Wait - I smell grease and salt". That killed me.

 

Thank you. Saber is definitely the eater in the family.