Ethics training (Wall of photos)

Lately, Saber has been getting on the nerves of the others in the household, largely due to her impulsive nature. After getting tired of her behavior, Asuka proposed "Ethics training" to make her a productive and helpful member of the family.

 

We join Saber and Aoko in the late afternoon...

 

Aoko: "When they are small like that it's easy to see why ericka likes pigs so much."

Saber: "Hmmm, yes quite...."

 

Aoko: "You know? I really like spending time with you. You are much sweeter than you pretend to be."

Saber: "Hehehe. Anything for my master."

 

Asuka: *Ahem* "Are you ready Saber?"

Aoko: "Oh, Hello Asuka."

Saber: "Beat it Red. I'm busy."

 

Asuka: "Hey! You promised Beeka that you would at least give it a try so we don't spend another day running around in our undies!"

Saber: *Sigh* "Very well."

 

Saber: "Stay put. I'll appease them for a few minutes and return."

Aoko: "Okay, Have fun Saber."

 

Ericka: "Hi Saber! Don't worry, this will be fun!"

Asuka: "Okay, So you know why you're here right?"

Saber: "Hmmph. Yes. Because nobody wanted to participate in 'Lingerie day' so I destroyed the cold air machine to convince everybody to reconsider the idea."

 

Asuka: "Exactly. It would be nice if you weren't so self-absorbed all the time. So I developed this program to teach you how to be less impulsive. Let's start with our first lesson."

 

Asuka: "A lady walks by you in town, and drops her cell phone. What is the right thing to do?

Saber: "All to easy."

 

Saber: "I wonder if she stores her credit card information on this? New shoes here I come!"

 

*BONK*

Asuka: "Wrong."

Saber: "Ow!"

 

Saber: "Er, I mean, Excuse me Miss? I believe you dropped your phone..."

Ericka: "Oh,"

Asuka: "Very good Saber!"

 

Ericka: "I appreciate it, but that's not my phone."

 

Saber: "What? Yes it is. I just witnessed you dropping it when you passed by."

Ericka: "Sorry. I don't recall owning one like that."

Saber: "Is this your name on the back?"

Ericka: "Yeah."

Saber: "Than it must be yours."

 

Ericka: "Kind lady I'm really glad that you are trying to help but I don't recall owning a phone like that."

Saber: "Grrrrrr...."

 

*Phone shatters against the wall*

Saber: "STUPID PHONE!"

 

Saber: *Shoulders heaving in anger*

Asuka: *tap tap tap*

Saber: "WHAT!?"

 

*BONK*

Saber: "Ouch!"

 

Later....

Asuka: "Okay. this next lesson will teach you helpfulness. You see Ericka struggling to carry a heavy box. What would be the helpful thing to do?"

 

Saber: "Lift with your legs, not your back."

 

*SMACK*

Asuka: "BZZT! Incorrect!"

Saber: "I'm getting quite sick of this...."

 

Saber: May I help you carry this?"

Asuka: "Good. Very good."

Ericka: "Careful it's heavy! Saber, If you hold it there it's going to-"

 

Ericka: "-fall..."

*SLAM*

Saber: "AAAAAAGH!!!!"

 

Saber: "Ericka, That box was far heavier than a container that size should be. Just what was in there?"

 

Ericka: "My cell phones...."

 

Saber: "Grrrrr....So. Unbelievably. Angry....."

 

Saber: "This is what I think about this stupid ethics training!" *CRUNCH*

Asuka: "Saber stop it! Baka!"

 

Saber: "It's not training. it's public humiliation. I'm going back to Aoko."

*Saber turns at just the wrong moment. -BONK*

Asuka: "Ooof!"

 

Saber: "Uh-oh."

Ericka: "Oh no! Is she okay?"

 

*Aoko approaches to find out what the commotion was*

Aoko: *Gasp* "Oh, dear. Is she okay?"

 

Saber: "She'll be fine. She's Breathing. and I sense that she hasn't suffered any permanent damage. I gave her some aspirin so she doesn't wake up with a headache."

 

Ericka: "It was incredible! As soon as Asuka-chan fell, Saber jumped right in to make sure she wasn't hurt. I'm so proud of her!"

 

Aoko: "Very good Saber! That was helpful, caring, and selfless! I think you get an A for this class!"

Saber: "Mmmm Hugs from Aoko...."

 

The end!

Your girls are so funny! I love when Asuka is trying to keep order in the household Oh that Saber though she is hard-headed and implusive. My favorite part was when she yelled out "Lift with your legs, not your back" and then gets a good smack to the face from Asuka

Your girls are so funny! I love when Asuka is trying to keep order in the household Oh that Saber though she is hard-headed and implusive. My favorite part was when she yelled out "Lift with your legs, not your back" and then gets a good smack to the face from Asuka

 

 

Saber is definitely stubborn. I guess yelling out tips to people is her equivalent of being helpful.

I'm glad you liked it!

HA HA HA! Excellent story! Your Saber is sooo funny! She reminds me of my Manami with her hard-headedness! She thinks she's doing the right thing but never is.

 

The idea of training was great and well done. So many ways to show how NOT to do things! And having Asuka karate chop Sabers head everytime she failed was genius. I could hear that dull THUD everytime!

 

And as far as outfits go, your girls all looked wonderful, especially Saber and Beeka. This is the second time I've seen you use swimwear as shirts and it's AWESOME! I'll have to try this with my girls too as it looks so very cool. Saber's outfit is too cute on her, I really love that style and color on her. Plus, how can you go wrong with Mekomimi Saber-chan?

 

Your girls rock, I always enjoy reading about their adventures!

 

 

 

Billy

HA HA HA! Excellent story! Your Saber is sooo funny! She reminds me of my Manami with her hard-headedness! She thinks she's doing the right thing but never is.

 

Haha! Thanks. She's a barrel of fun. 90% of the things that go awry around here are usually due to her misguided attempt to have fun. I'd probably be mad, but I just lover her too much!

 

The idea of training was great and well done. So many ways to show how NOT to do things! And having Asuka karate chop Sabers head everytime she failed was genius. I could hear that dull THUD everytime!

 

Thank you! Every once in a while Saber does something that crosses some line or another, and Asuka has to step in to feel like she's getting through to her in some way or another. Fortunately, I have Aoko to help keep Sabers "Urges" in check. I'm a big fan of slapstick comedy, so it was a lot of fun to do a story like this.

 

And as far as outfits go, your girls all looked wonderful, especially Saber and Beeka. This is the second time I've seen you use swimwear as shirts and it's AWESOME! I'll have to try this with my girls too as it looks so very cool. Saber's outfit is too cute on her, I really love that style and color on her. Plus, how can you go wrong with Mekomimi Saber-chan?

 

Your girls rock, I always enjoy reading about their adventures!

 

Thank you so much! The swimsuit/shorts combo is a sort of staple for women around here in the summer. I keep telling myself that I'll do a poolside photoshoot but I havent quite gotten around to it yet. The outfit that Saber is wearing is one of my favorites, I was lucky to find it when I did. I go nuts for anything with a sailor scarf. Couple that with Nekomimi and it's a win.

 

Thank you for the comments! I appreciate it!

So funny! Hmmm... Saber seems to get away with a lot of things in your household Poor Asuka. I don't know how she puts up with things and not totally lose it big time.

So funny! Hmmm... Saber seems to get away with a lot of things in your household Poor Asuka. I don't know how she puts up with things and not totally lose it big time.

 

Thanks! She get's spoiled quite a bit. I can't help it though. She's my princess. Asuka tries to keep order. For what it's worth, she somewhat does. She prevents total chaos anyway.

 

Thanks for the comments katnaper!

This is such a great story that now I'm even more afraid to give this a try. I totally love the *BONK* when she messes up!

This is such a great story that now I'm even more afraid to give this a try. I totally love the *BONK* when she messes up!

 

Haha, Thanks! Asuka has a very direct approach to faliure. Did you mean that you were afraid to make your own photo stories? I wouldn't worry too much about it. We all enjoy seeing dollfies interacting in a day to day enviroment. I've only been doing this since April, I would love to see something you put up.

lol!! Saber getting bonked on the head by Asuka was hilarious! Great story.

lol!! Saber getting bonked on the head by Asuka was hilarious! Great story.

 

Everybody loves a little slapstick now and then. Haha. Thanks! Glad you liked it!

WOW!!! I can't believe no one picked up on the SpongeBob reference.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckl2pNhuMR0

 

This story is TOO FUNNY!! I kept hearing Mermaid Man's tickle belt music going off everything Saber messed up...LOL!! Too bad Asuka didn't have that handy to try out on Saber. =3

 

That was super funny with Ericka as Patrick...hahahahaha! Especially the box scene with it being filled with her cell phones. XD

 

I loved this so much!! Really made me laugh and brighten my day. You did a fantastic job with this story and I can't stop giggling over Saber being Man Ray...lol!!!

 

I also loved all your girls outfits, they have great style. I look forward to reading more of your fantastic stories. ^_^

WOW!!! I can't believe no one picked up on the SpongeBob reference.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckl2pNhuMR0

 

This story is TOO FUNNY!! I kept hearing Mermaid Man's tickle belt music going off everything Saber messed up...LOL!! Too bad Asuka didn't have that handy to try out on Saber. =3

 

That was super funny with Ericka as Patrick...hahahahaha! Especially the box scene with it being filled with her cell phones. XD

 

I loved this so much!! Really made me laugh and brighten my day. You did a fantastic job with this story and I can't stop giggling over Saber being Man Ray...lol!!!

 

I also loved all your girls outfits, they have great style. I look forward to reading more of your fantastic stories. ^_^

 

 

Thank you! I was wondering if anybody would ever catch that spongebob bit. it's one of my favorite episodes. haha. It was an afterthought to put it in but it just worked too perfectly for the situation. I'm glad I could brighten your day!

I love your story! And I really like that hoodie outfit that Saber's wearing, it's really cute on her!

I love your story! And I really like that hoodie outfit that Saber's wearing, it's really cute on her!

 

Thank you! That's one of my favorite outfits for her. I love the ears!