Godzilla meets Uncomprimising Battle Maid Rei

After a long day at work, I arrive home to find Rei all dressed up as a maid again. She certainly enjoys that outfit. But I know I can get in trouble with her when she is wearing it due to her attitude that seems to escalate while she has it on.

 

As I open the door to the house, I am greeted with her checking her list of things to take care of....

 

 

Hello Rei, what are you up to?

 

"YOU need to take off your shoes so I can finish up this area."

 

 

Ok, ok. So what are you up to today? Looks like you have something planned out...

 

"This is my list of "To Do" stuff. You've been busy at work lately so I need to keep on top of things so the house doesn't get in shambles."

 

 

Do you mind if I see your list Rei?

 

"If you must."

 

 

Um, Rei. Do you *really* need to do all the stuff on the list?

 

"Of course I do Papa! If it's on the list, it WILL be done!"

 

Ok then, I'll let you get back to it. Oh look here's Yoko.

 

Y - "Rei, where do these go?"

 

R - "Back with the other clothes we did earlier. Stack them with yours and Manami's stuff."

 

 

Hello Yoko, how are you?

 

Y - "Oh hi Papa! I am helping do chores! I have been doing our laundry!"

 

That's good Yoko! I'm proud of you!

 

"Thank you Papa!" <> I have to go Papa, Rei gets mad if I take too long..."

 

R - "What's that?"

 

Y - "Nothing! See you later Papa!"

 

 

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

 

"Is someone at the door? Seriously, who could be dropping by at this hour?"

 

 

Who was it Rei? Oh my!

 

"I think it's for you Papa..."

 

G - Hello!

 

 

G - I bring you tidings of great joy from the Eternal White North! And cookies too....

 

 

What are YOU doing all the way down here Gojira-kun? Weren't you just up in Minnesota in the snow?

 

G - Exactly... I *was* up there.... I decided to come by with these packages for you and your girls. It's so much warmer down here...

 

Ah, good point! Let's get yall up on the table. And look, Yoko is back!

 

R - Ok, lets get that box opened up...

 

Y - "Oooo! Look at the cute little lizard!"

 

 

G - "Hey, you look familiar..... And I am NOT a lizard! I am King of the Monsters!"

 

Y - "Sooo cute!" PAT PAT

 

 

G - "Alright enuff of that, lets get to opening. I didn't actually bring the red envelope here with me. It was in the mailbox so I figured I'd bring it in.

 

R - Ok, it's open, what's in it?

 

Y - "OOOOOO! Santa hats!"

 

 

G - Who are they from?

 

Y - "From Jessica at Nightfall! She's so nice, she even made us a card!"

 

 

"I'm trying this on right now!"

 

 

G - Ok, time to open MY box!

 

R - "Look here lizard breath. Move it or I'll gut you..."

 

G - "I'm going! Give me a chance lady!"

 

 

R - "Alright, let's see what's in here."

 

Y - "Yeah! I bet it's something nice!"

 

 

G - The Rei girl can be scary sometimes...

 

Y - "It's ok, she means well."

 

 

R - "There's a note inside. It's from some of Mitsuki's girls. They made us cookies again!"

 

 

G - Hey I helped! I cooked some of them!

 

R - "I saw your so called cooking. You are not a chef by any means."

 

G - You're so cruel!

 

R - "Yoko, you check out the little container there..."

 

 

R - "These large cookies are for Papa so I'll put them away separately"

 

 

Look Rei! We got Peanut Butter cookies too!

 

 

And these have little Kisses on top! Yum!

 

 

R - "Alright Yoko, we need to keep quiet about these cookies. We can't tell Manami about them."

 

Y - "Ummmm...."

 

 

M - "Did someone say COOKIES???!!!"

 

 

R - "Look Yoko, you know as well as I do that if Manami sees these, we won't get any. You know how she gets sometimes with snacks."

 

Y - "Yeaaahhhh..."

 

R - "What is wrong with you Yoko? What are you looking at?"

 

 

R - AHH! Cookie thief!

 

M - "Huh? What?"

 

 

R - "Manami! Give those back! Those are for all of us, not just you!"

 

M - YOINK! I'm sure Papa will let you have some of his Rei!"

 

R - "Don't make me go get Batou again Manami..."

 

M - "Batou? Wait you mean.... THAT?"

 

 

R - "Yes Manami, I *do* mean THAT. THIS is my BOOM STICK! Say hello to Batou!"

 

 

R - "Just bring the cookies back and everything will be fine."

 

M - "Rei, you are no fun anymore."

 

 

M - "Come on Rei, you have some other cookies right there! Yall won't miss these. Help me out some Yoko!"

 

Y - "You are on your own sis. I don't like talking to Batou...."

 

R - "Be a good girl and put the cookies back."

 

 

M - "So there is no talking you out of this is there Rei?"

 

R - "Not a chance."

 

M - "Well then...."

 

 

M - "Catch me if you can! Bwaaahahahaaa!"

 

DASHES OFF

 

R - "Get back here Manami!!!"

 

 

Y - "Well Gojira-kun, it's just you and me now. Let's have some cookies!"

 

G - Well I am not supposed to eat any chocolate. At least that's what Mitsuki says. I don't know why tho.

 

Y - "It's fine! Chocolate is good!"

 

G - Well if you say so....

 

 

G - Oh man, my stomach! My head! Everything hurts!

 

Y - "Are you okay Gojira-kun?"

 

G - I think I'm gonna puke...

 

 

<>

 

Y - "Oh no! Are you okay??"

 

 

G - AHHH MY HEAD!!!! EVERYTHING HURTS!!!

 

Y - "Oh my! THAT can't be good!"

 

 

<>

 

RAAWWWRRRR!!!

 

 

Godzilla has awakened! Fear my Atomic Death Breath!

 

 

Y - "AWWWW!! Now there is MORE of you to be cute! Tee hee!"

 

PAT PAT

 

 

G - Whaaa? You aren't scared of my fury??

 

Y - "No way! You're so cute! Now I can hug you better!"

 

HUGS

 

 

 

Y - "Manami! Rei! Come take some pics with us!"

 

R - "Whoa, this guy got big. What happened?"

 

M - "Hey big boy! Where'd you come from?"

 

G - Ummm....

 

 

M - "How long will you be staying Gojira-kun?"

 

Y - "Yeah, can you hang out with us for a while?"

 

R - "I am NOT cleaning up after him you guys...."

 

G - Mitsuki.... I think I may be staying down South a while longer..... GRIN.

 

 

 

Thank you Jessica for the hats and thanks again to Mitsuki who keeps me and the girls well fed with delicious cookies!

 

 

Billy

That's so cute!!! That checklist is awesome. I love the "scare Yoko" line. Rei with a pocket knife is so cute and Rei with a bat is also ridiculously cute. She is totally in Battle Maid mode! Her expression is so serious. I think Rei is the only one who can say "no" to Manami. She is too cute for anyone else to say "no" to her! I love her casual outfit. The scene of Manami running away from Rei is so adorable! Yoko is totally Yoko loving everything and even crazy radioactive Kaiju too! She's so cute.

 

That is hilarious about Gojira expanding in response to chocolate. Maybe theobromine reacts with radioactivity to cause molecular expansion.

 

Those Santa hats are perfect. They look great even on Gojira.

 

I am glad you liked the cookies.

I'm glad you liked the pics! I had no idea what Rei would have on her list so I just started writing. And "scare Yoko" just popped up. Poor Yoko.

 

Manami was really in very few pics but she stole the show in my opinion. Her popping up at the edge of the table made me laugh so hard after I put the pics on the computer... and her getting stared down by Gojira was great. I was amazed she ran from Rei tho, that usually doesn't happen. I think it's because she loves your cookies and they were P-nut Butter to boot.

 

Rei was in Battle Maid mode for sure. She takes her job so seriously, even tho I told her she doesn't have to. I think she's a bit OCD just like her Papa. But she does run Bartertown rather well.

 

Having the Santa hats comein at the same time was great. I knew Yoko was going to wear one but when I dropped one and it landed on Gojira..... that was a done deal. i tried to get the little version into as many pics as possible. I think he was in almost every pic up to the time he fell off the table. And the picture of him in Yokos lap with both of them in hats will be my Xmas card image for next year.

 

We always love your cookies Mitsuki! Any time you feel like donating, don't hesitate! You know Manami won't turn them down....

 

 

Billy

Hehe, this made me laugh. Your girls are so cute.

 

I have a huge Godzilla from the US movie remake. I should compare to see how big he is next to a DD. They might be close. They could probably ride him. >.>

I'm glad you had a laugh! The girls were in rare form and I had a good time taking these pictures.

 

Riding the newer Godzilla... that would be hilarious to see if they fit! You need to check on that!

 

 

Billy

Rei should have lectured her fellow dolls about baseball, and teamwork. If you know what I mean.