Fridge/Stay Night

Lately, it's been so hot in my upstairs bedroom that the girls have been hanging out in the living room where the AC actually works. We join them on one such day....

 

Aoko: "I love this movie, It's the pinnacle of horror/adventure movies.

Ericka: "It's a classic! It's one of Senpai's favorite movies too!"

 

Asuka: "Hmmph" I don't get it. We've seen this one like, 2,000 times."

 

Ericka: "Yeah, but it's Aliens! Plus it's so funny when Bill Paxton says 'game over man.' hehehe."

 

TV: "So what are we gonna do now man!? Game over man! Game over!"

Saber: "He said it!"

Ericka: "Hey-o!"

 

Saber: "Master, I'm feeling quite famished, I'll just head over to the fridge for a moment."

Aoko: "Sure Saber, But don't be to long."

 

"Hmm, now what to get?"

 

Aoko: *In living room* "Saber Sweetie? Could you get us some pizza rolls too please?"

Saber: "Of course master."

 

*Saber begins to open fridge only for it to promptly slam shut again*

Saber: "What the?..."

Voice inside fridge: "Go AWAY! NO WELCOME"

 

Saber: "I just need the Pizza rolls and then I'll leave."

Voice: "There is no pizza rolls, ONLY ZUUL!"

 

Saber: "I do not wish confrontation, but I am getting my pizza rolls."

 

Saber: "Ah-ha! Now, prepare to face my....Oh...oh no....."

 

Chibius: "YAAAAAAAGH! Interloper! Nendo People! Prepare to hit her with pointy sticks!!!"

 

*SLAM! -Begins panting.*

 

Saber: "Errr, I guess I'm not that hungry...."

 

Aoko: "Whats taking so long Missy? where are the pizza rolls?"

 

Saber: "Oh, I was just looking for the Raid, Or D-con before I got them. It appears the Nendo Folk have taken residence in the fridge."

 

Saber: "Um....you should get them...."

Aoko: "Hmmph! Some Lion you are!"

 

Aoko: *Knock, knock* "Chibius, May I get in the fridge please?"

Chibius: "Barter system. Bring food for food! Demand tribute!"

 

Aoko: "Ugh. Very well. What do you want?"

Chibius: "Fish sandwich."

Aoko: "Really? this again?"

Saber: "Master. Don't anger her. I still remember the pain of her blade in my tush."

 

Later....

Aoko: "Here you are. 1 Fish sandwich. Your turn."

 

*Plonk*

Chibius: "Butter stick!"

 

Aoko: "You can't be serious."

Chibius: "Fish sandwich for butter stick. Good trade bye!" *door slams shut*

 

Aoko: "Saber, What are you doing?"

Saber: "Meh, It's something...."

 

Fin!

HA HA HA! I love it! This made me laugh quite a few times... how can you not with Ghostbusters, Aliens and Monty Python homages? Great stuff!

 

The story was too funny, Chibius is quite the little handful. I can see her getting stuffed in a cage or Mason Jar sometime soon if she keeps up her antics.

 

And I love the outfit your Saber is wearing, she looks totally YUMMY! Does she try to look that good or is it just natural for her? Either way it's fun to see how she'll keep her hotness going with different looks and outfits.

 

Excellent job once again, your girls rock!

 

 

 

Billy

This was too funny. I love saber with the butter XD akakakaka

This is totally hysterical! I just cracked up with the *plonk* of a butter stick! Certainly not even close to what the girls had in mind!! Excellent story!!

*plonk*

Saber: "Meh, It's something...."

 

I so laughed my a$$ off!!! Chibius haz teh fridge! (could've been Spam!!

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HA HA HA! I love it! This made me laugh quite a few times... how can you not with Ghostbusters, Aliens and Monty Python homages? Great stuff!

 

Glad you liked it. I was brought up on all that stuff. (= I love that sort of off the wall insane humor. I'm glad you do too.

 

The story was too funny, Chibius is quite the little handful. I can see her getting stuffed in a cage or Mason Jar sometime soon if she keeps up her antics.

 

Shh! I think it reads these.... (I actually was thinking of using a mason jar in one of these someday)

 

And I love the outfit your Saber is wearing, she looks totally YUMMY! Does she try to look that good or is it just natural for her? Either way it's fun to see how she'll keep her hotness going with different looks and outfits.

 

A little bit of both I think. Heh, She has a habit of cramming her "assets" into the smallest shirts she can find. Asuka wasn't happy about it. I had to get her another set just to calm her down....

She says she keeps wearing the shorts because she wants to enjoy them before it gets cold again. haha. I'm sure she'll be happy to know that people admire her looks.

 

Thanks again for the comments! Much appreciated!

This was too funny. I love saber with the butter XD akakakaka

 

Thank you! We aim to please here. The butter was a last minute Ad-lib. glad it worked out.

 

This is totally hysterical! I just cracked up with the *plonk* of a butter stick! Certainly not even close to what the girls had in mind!! Excellent story!!

 

Thank you! Yes, it seems Chibius Saberus is a bit of a miser when it comes to food distribution. I guess it comes with the name. haha. Glad you enjoyed it.

*plonk*

Saber: "Meh, It's something...."

 

I so laughed my a$$ off!!! Chibius haz teh fridge! (could've been Spam!!)

 

Spam, spam, spam, spam, Spam, spam, spam, spam.... I can't ever seem to find flying circus on tv anymore. I should probably just get the DVD set. haha. I doubt Saber really cares what she's eating as long as she's eating. I think Saber's planning a full-on invasion of the fridge now. I don't care what she breaks. as long as she doesn't touch my Spam.

 

Thank you! I have a lot of fun making these. I'm glad they are enjoyed.

Glad you liked it. I was brought up on all that stuff. (= I love that sort of off the wall insane humor. I'm glad you do too.

 

I was raised on that too! I used to be way more in tune with movies and such but I've become lax in that area as of late. All my spare time is spent doing household chores or watching anime. But I'll still watch any reruns of the older stuff if I see it on.

 

A little bit of both I think. Heh, She has a habit of cramming her "assets" into the smallest shirts she can find. She says she keeps wearing the shorts because she wants to enjoy them before it gets cold again. haha. I'm sure she'll be happy to know that people admire her looks.

 

That's hilarious because MY Saber does the same thing! Any chance she gets to wear something to show off her top, she's on it! It's too funny to see that your's does the same thing.... I wonder if all Sabers do this? I can't blame her for wearing those shorts all the time, she DOES look awesome in them. I wear shorts all the time too, just not like hers. I don't have the shape to get away with that.

 

Thanks again for the comments! Much appreciated!

 

You're welcome! I love your stories and your girls. It's always fun to see what they will be up to next.

 

 

 

Billy

Ha ha, this is hilarious! I really love Chibius. Such attitude. And I enjoyed the tips of the hat to "Aliens" and "Ghostbusters."

 

Well done, and nicely shot!

Ha ha, this is hilarious! I really love Chibius. Such attitude. And I enjoyed the tips of the hat to "Aliens" and "Ghostbusters."

 

Well done, and nicely shot!

 

Thanks PC! Glad you liked chibius. She's a handful but she's good for a laugh or two. I always like to put in the odd movie or tv reference where I can. Keeps people guessing.

That was awesome! Had a non-doll friend reading over my shoulder, and both of us were literally laughing out loud. Especially at the stick of butter.

That was awesome! Had a non-doll friend reading over my shoulder, and both of us were literally laughing out loud. Especially at the stick of butter.

 

I have reached outside the community to a larger audience.... Haha. Thank you! I'm glad you and your friend enjoyed it!

The humor and style of your stories is great! Love Chibius' responses!

The humor and style of your stories is great! Love Chibius' responses!

 

Thanks. It seems Chibius may be my trump card for humor. I'm glad you like my stories!

the best bits are when chibius is on screen. it needs more screentime

This was hilarious. So many refrences. I was seriously already laughing when I saw the title. Saber hiding behind Aoko was so cute. ^•^

the best bits are when chibius is on screen. it needs more screentime

 

Heh, I always knew my littlest would be a star. Haha don't worry, I think chibius will be a recurring character in these.

This was hilarious. So many refrences. I was seriously already laughing when I saw the title. Saber hiding behind Aoko was so cute. ^•^

 

Thank you! i'm glad this one was so well received.Thanks about Saber too. She likes to think she's a Lion, but she's a Kitten deep down. Thankyou for the comments!

The butter stick is what really sold it! Just.. PLONK .

The butter stick is what really sold it! Just.. PLONK .

 

 

Haha, thanks! I wish I had the ability to add actual sound effects to these, but I'll do with suggested ones for now. i'm glad you liked it!

I love the yellow glow coming from the inside of the fridge when Saber opened the door, even if it was just the fridge light.

I love the yellow glow coming from the inside of the fridge when Saber opened the door, even if it was just the fridge light.

 

I hadn't noticed that, but it does look nice, thanks for pointing it out. a really soft glow.

OMG that is a lot of doll XD

OMG that is a lot of doll XD

 

 

They are great girls, thanks.