Sassy Comes Home

At long last my newest girl found her way home yesterday. It's been a struggle, but she's finally here and I can't contain my excitement!

 

 

Sassy: "Hey, are you my new mom?"

 

Mommy: "If you are Sassy, then yes I am. But your Daddy and I-"

 

 

Sassy: "There is a guy outside waiting for his cab fare. You might want to help him with that."

 

Mommy: "WHAT?? But your Daddy and I were going to pick you up at the airport! And how did you get a cab with no money?"

 

Sassy: "That airport was totally dullsville. What do you get, a total of two planes a day? I'm surprised that they didn't have a sign saying "Welcome to Hickburg USA!" I was hoping there would be some posh restaurant that I could con some handsome waiter into buying me lunch. Restaurant? HA! It was just a vending machine! Instead I had to use a little magic on Opie the cabbie."

 

 

Sassy: "All I did was lean over like this in his window, pouted, and batted my eyelashes and he was about ready to roll out the red carpet."

 

Mommy: *grouches* "I may not sound like it, but I'm very happy that you are home. I don't care how old you are, but since you are living here, you're going to learn some manners!" *storms off to pay the cabbie*

 

Sassy: "Jiggling my assets didn't seem to hurt him any either..."

 

 

Mommy: "This is going to come out of your allowance young lady!"

 

Sassy: "Seriously?!? What a racket. I thought this was going to be a free ride all the way. Man, I totally got jipped."

 

Mommy: *tries to calm down* "Your Daddy and I love you, but you just can't do things like that to people."

 

 

Sassy: *tries very hard to look irresistibly adorable* "But Mom, I just couldn't wait to get here and see everyone. I've never had a family that I can remember, and I never guessed I'd have so many sisters someday. Even my two little brothers are adorable! That reminds me, I have something special just for them..."

 

Mommy: "Now look here missy, that isn't going to work on me. I've had over two years of cuteness resistance training under my belt, rendering me impervious to the cutie spell. Now hurry up and unpack because as of now you are on laundry duty."

 

Sassy: "Oh poo."

 

~Sister Kyoya

What a pretty girl. Happy April Fool's Day, Tamayuki!

Hahaha! I know I mentioned a Were-Tama, but this isn't what I had in mind. Poor boy.

You go girl don't take your kids mouth. Too many bad kids these days. Where have all the good ones gone. Love the pictures.

Wow is she cute...but I can see now that she's going to be a real handful! Love the story line, though! It is truly amazing what can be accomplished by just showing a bit of cleavage!!

Ha ha ha ha nice April fool joke. You and Tama had me believing it for a while

 

 

 

Sassy would be a gorgeous girl with an awesome personality. I hope some day she becomes a reality

What a pretty girl. Happy April Fool's Day, Tamayuki!

 

Haha! Thanks! Seeing Tamayuki like this instantly sealed it for me that I wanted Yukino someday. Although seeing 'him' with such big boobs is very unsettling.

 

You go girl don't take your kids mouth. Too many bad kids these days. Where have all the good ones gone. Love the pictures.

 

Mine and Raven's DD family has its ups and downs sometimes but overall we're a pretty happy bunch. That doesn't mean no one gets opinionated though... I think everyone around here has learned that either they have an opinion and express it, or they disappear into the background. Even quiet Tama regularly informs me, and anyone else, what he wants if you just give him a moment to sit down and talk.

 

Wow is she cute...but I can see now that she's going to be a real handful! Love the story line, though! It is truly amazing what can be accomplished by just showing a bit of cleavage!!

 

Haha, thanks? I was sure that Tama's glass eyes would have been a dead giveaway, since it isn't common with DD and he's the only one I'm expecting not to have the animetic eyes. They are rather hard to photograph without having him look shocked, meaning I can never use the flash. It was fun trying to figure out a very anti-Tama personality for these pictures. Compared to him, Sassy is so rude!

 

Ha ha ha ha nice April fool joke. You and Tama had me believing it for a while

 

 

 

Sassy would be a gorgeous girl with an awesome personality. I hope some day she becomes a reality

 

I was really curious to see who I'd be able to trick. Funny thing is that even Raven didn't quite know who was in the pics (he thought it might have been Naiomi without her glasses), but I also know that his facial recognition is very, very low.

 

She wasn't intended to be her own individual since these were just some goofy pictures, and Sassy is just what she is. Then Raven said she would be really fun to have around. I think my response was "Seriously dude?" As if my DD wish list isn't long enough. So who knows if she might resurface at some later point, especially since she has been trying to take the liberty of writing herself into our family. There is at least another 10 girls or so ahead of her on the list even if she does harass me enough to make her a major player. Why am I always a sucker for the ones who can make me laugh?

 

Raven said that after he realized it was Tama in the pics, he re-read the whole thing in his voice. I hadn't even thought of that, but when I read it that way it just sounds uber creepy. The sentences are constructed wrong for how he talks, but it is so weird thinking of him saying such things! LOL!

 

Hahaha! I know I mentioned a Were-Tama, but this isn't what I had in mind. Poor boy.

 

But...but...isn't he/she adorable?? These pics were taken two Christmases ago after Dakota's body arrived but before her head got here. The first pic is so narrow because I was trying to crop out the holiday cards on the wall. If anyone heard me mention the "Tamayukino" pictures before, well these are it. He's so adorable in Naiomi's wig too.

 

That body though... *sigh* decided to wreck havoc. Somehow it spawned instantaneous body swapping that I just couldn't stand before that. This was the result:

 

 

Poor Ringo hated the DDdy body but at the time it was the only one extra we had. The whole time she used it she did her best to cover it up and make herself look as small as possable. A side affect of this was she would not stand up because the long legs made her look huge. This was shortly before Rainie & Ringo were sent off to Anouc and Ringo was still a secret at that point, so this is the fist time I've shown off the 'whole' family photo from our first Christmas. At the time I posted a very similar one, sans Ringo.

 

 

Naiomi in Yuriko's old wig.

 

 

Rainie on the DDdy with Tama's wig. For some strange reason she reminds me of Lil from Rugrats All Grown-Up.

 

 

Yuriko in Rainie's wig. She looks like she should go yodeling or something...

 

 

Yuriko in Tama's wig looking like some 1950s mom...

 

 

And Yuriko with a beehive!

 

The most lasting affect that the body swapping incident had was it was the same day that Ralph appeared. I don't know how he managed it, but the first time he started talking, he was going on about weird things from the start.

 

I'm glad you guys enjoyed the silliness.

 

~Sister Kyoya

I was fooled until I noticed Tamayuki's eyebrows! They're so distinctive I don't know how I didn't notice them sooner!

 

Loved the story, it made me laugh.

I won't print what Kaylus actually said when he found out what Tama looked like as a girl. Let's just say that he kept muttering under his breath about how boys should be boys and not look like hot, gorgeous girls. Cute and girly, yes. Hot and sexy, is just plain wrong! LOL

You really got me with this one. The boobs totally threw me off so I just thought "Hey! She got a new girl with the same head/face mod." I can never bring myself to swap heads so that never occurred to me! Well done!!

I was fooled until I noticed Tamayuki's eyebrows! They're so distinctive I don't know how I didn't notice them sooner!

 

Loved the story, it made me laugh.

 

I'm just cracking up right now. With as many photo spams of Tamayuki that I've done the last two years, I didn't think it would fool anyone, especially because of the eyebrows and eyes, not to mention his blushed lips instead of painted ones.

 

I do wonder though if Sassy is more who I wished I could have been, but better for everyone that I never was.

 

I won't print what Kaylus actually said when he found out what Tama looked like as a girl. Let's just say that he kept muttering under his breath about how boys should be boys and not look like hot, gorgeous girls. Cute and girly, yes. Hot and sexy, is just plain wrong! LOL

 

OMG, I didn't even think about how Kaylus would react. ---> laughing SO hard right now! Maybe he can file it under Unexplained Occurrences, Alternate Universes, & Alien Ducks on the Moon Effect. At least that's Ralph's suggestion.

 

Ralph: "That's why people should shave their heads. Hairs are just the antenna that the Moonian Ducks use to warp our minds. Sinister Plans abound, changing reality as we know it."

 

Mommy: *sigh "I'm afraid to ask, but what does Tama have to do with mysteriously hidden ducks in the sky?"

 

Ralph: "He is their prime secret agent, disguised to infiltrate to the Earth's core. They want to control our minds to make them peanut butter and jelly sandwiches on white bread. NASA was all their doing. It says it right in the name. Needing All Sandwiches ASAP. They thought they could fool me, but I saw my doppelganger brother for who he was the first time we met. He had pointy receptors on his head and was looking for somewhere to plug in the unit's power cord."

 

Mommy: "Ralph, Tama was wearing his kitty outfit. It isn't hiding some alien spy tech. And don't call your brother a doppelganger!"

 

Ralph: *looks sincerely concerned* "Poor mother, the deception lies far deeper than you could imagine. Sugar-induced comatose states will ensue if their plans are not thwarted with a grilled cheese attack. I must go and make preparations."

 

Mommy: "Just make sure Naiomi doesn't try to help you cook." *just shakes her head*

 

You really got me with this one. The boobs totally threw me off so I just thought "Hey! She got a new girl with the same head/face mod." I can never bring myself to swap heads so that never occurred to me! Well done!!

 

LOL! Yah, swapping the kids around isn't something I like to do very often either. They all have such set pieces that make them who they are that it is confusing having them all mixed up. One other time we were swapping eyes around and Sohi ended up with Bree's eyes, and Bree had somebody else's and it really freaked me out. It was like I was looking at Bree, but she wasn't Bree anymore. Very upsetting. I don't mind swapping wigs, but usually that's the extent of it.

 

"The boobs totally threw me off..." Sounds like what Baldylox would have said. I'm glad that everyone seemed to find this so entertaining.

 

~Sister Kyoya

Tama should never be so pretty. Hehe. Funny story.

 

Shows us that glass eyes work well.

Tama should never be so pretty.

 

Tama read that and started blushing and getting real shy. He even whispered "Thank You" very quietly before he started giggling and hiding his face in his hands. He seems to have no real memory of the event and I think he assumes I photoshopped the pictures.

 

The eyes are really awesome to photograph... if the lighting is just right. My current setup unfortunately makes it a bit hard. Simply based on the lighting he can go from absolutely perfect (even without a faceup):

 

 

To utter shock in an instant.

 

 

So the animetic eyes are really good 'all purpose' kind of eyes, but the glass eyes can offer a wider range of expression, sometimes good, sometimes bad.

 

~Sister Kyoya

Tama should never be so pretty.

 

I agree. He is too cute for words!

 

 

~Sister Kyoya

 

Don't you just want to hug him???!!! Can Naiomi make a Tama pillow? I want one if she does! *then, I'll say, "Eat your heart out Kaylus! nya nya nya nya nyah! *

Tama should never be so pretty.

 

I agree. He is too cute for words!

 

Don't you just want to hug him???!!! Can Naiomi make a Tama pillow? I want one if she does! *then, I'll say, "Eat your heart out Kaylus! nya nya nya nya nyah! *

 

LOL!

 

Yes she can, but you'll have to wait in line because Lucas requested one for himself over a year ago.

I haven't tested out how well photos print on Spoonflower, but they say they can. I'll find out eventually because Lucas' request didn't sound like he assumed it was optional. I'm still not sure what I think of having a Lucas sized body pillow with Tama on it... Lucas may come across as a cool guy, but he's shameless when he chooses to be.

 

Tamayuki asked me if I can quit showing his pre-faceup pics "That's when I was a little kid." I think he assumes he was about 5, and now that he is a grownup man of 12 things have changed SO much! Well, too bad Tama because your 'baby pics' are just too cute and I just ordered some prints of a few of them.

 

~Sister Kyoya

 

Lucas may come across as a cool guy, but he's shameless when he chooses to be.

 

~Sister Kyoya

 

Ha! Kaylus says for Lucas to stop copying him. Something about 'been there, done that'... Ah, Kaylus? I don't think that's something to be proud of.